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glued at the fingertips by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
17 Feb 2026
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“Hey fucker–unfriendly reminder that you’re in my seat,” Wade leaned in to whisper the words directly in Logan’s ear, hot breath and all, “Go grab the cuck chair in Al’s room if you wanna join us for movie night this time.”
Logan grimaced, flicking his eyes toward Wade, fingers shifting where they were still wrapped around the neck of his soda bottle.
“Nope.”
Well that’s. Fuck. Wade was all sorts of fucked. He was fucked in ways he’d never been fucked before.
“Pretty please with a ‘i will fucking carve your balls out of their sack later’ on top?”
Logan didn’t even recoil at the suggestion, like he thought Wade was bluffing. Wade bluffed often and generously, but he never bluffed when it came to balls, and Logan knew as much.
“Seriously, Peanut, don’t make me get even more creative with my ball torture methods.”
(Wade's been putting off telling his friends that he and Logan are official. Logan forces the matter by stealing Wade's seat. And later, Wade becomes Logan's seat.)
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04 Apr 2026
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cough syrup by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Death by fucking orgasm?
Wade couldn’t actually think of a better way to go out–
“Death?” Logan scoffed, almost laughing, lips curled into a tight, incredulous smile, “What if you can’t die? Pretty sure my healing factor could keep me alive.”
Hank sighed. It was one of those exhausted, disappointed doctor sighs that had Wade’s hand moving to his chest, prepared for shock and horror. And Hank, for his part, did not disappoint.
“Well, unfortunately for you Logan, whatever they gave you was laced with a mutation-suppressant strong enough to keep your healing factor dysfunctional for at least another twenty-four hours. Which means–”
Shit to the third power.
“You’re fucked.”
(In which Logan is dosed with a fuck-and-die poison and Wade, bless his soul, prevents a deadly orgasm.)
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01 Apr 2026
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just can't get too much of you, baby (it's never, it's never enough) by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
26 Jan 2025
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“No–I fucking wasn’t kidding,” Logan said an hour later, freshly showered and dressed in loose sweats, “And I’d rather it doesn’t fucking happen again.”
Wade had fucked Logan’s hand instead, who sheepishly volunteered it after he stripped himself out of his wet jeans and tossed them to the side. But god, no matter how embarrassed Logan was, Wade was fucking into it. Like so into it; he was already plotting how to make sure Logan came in his pants the next time too.
“Stop thinking about it, asshole. Won’t happen again.”
Sure, Wade thought, that’s cute.
(five times Wade makes Logan come untouched and one time Logan seeks-and inflicts-retribution)
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01 Apr 2026
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no one's touched me there in a damn hot minute by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
07 Oct 2024
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Wade’s hot breath scalded his neck, and Logan’s dick fucking hurt he was so turned on.
But Logan couldn’t come.
Well, it wasn’t that he couldn’t come at all, more like, it took so goddamn long to get him there, it was almost never worth the effort or the time.
It’s really quite simple, Hank had told him once, when Logan had worked up the balls to ask him if he could find an explanation. To Hank, it was a basic overcorrection on the part of Logan’s healing factor. Any slight interruption in stimulation fucked with his nervous system just enough to keep him a step back from the edge.
(Logan's healing factor makes it hard to reach orgasm, Wade doesn't mind a challenge)
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26 Mar 2026
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cookies & cream by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Sep 2024
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“How many times can you come before you start shooting blanks? Or does that never happen because of the regen?” Wade asks, voice deceptively light, pushing his thumb into that spot at the base of the head and making Logan gasp out a wet hurt sound.
It’s a trick question, and one he can’t fucking win either way. Whatever he says, Wade’ll want proof, will want to strip his dick raw and see what happens. He should keep his trap shut and pray that the ADHD does the rest.
“I don’t know,” Logan says instead, blinking past the hot sweat stinging his eyes, “no one’s ever…”
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26 Mar 2026