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    There are two princes of Rivendell, even if only one is ever acknowledged. They are the chosen of the stag gods, destined to fight in an endless battle.

    We know this story, of course. We’ve seen it all before - For his champion, Aeor chooses Smajor. Exor chooses the eldest, Xornoth.

    But what if things were different?

    When faced with two brothers, the gods make another choice. Now, free of demonic interference, Xornoth grows into a king, and Scott . . .

    Well, we all know what happens to Exor’s champion.

    Or; A Champion's Role Swap AU with Scott as Exor’s Champion and Xornoth as the Elvenking of Rivendell. Includes guilt, creeping frost in place of corruption, and lots and lots of Flower Husbands.

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    15/?
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    There was no moon, that night. Thick clouds covered the sky - no moon, no stars, no light. Sausage found that he rather liked the total darkness of it all, like someone had turned the world off for the night.

    The grass crunched under his feet, dry and dead like all the lands around his home were. Crunch, crunch, crunch, it went. There wasn’t a sound to be heard, no creatures stirring or winds blowing. Just him and his footsteps breaking the silence.

    Except . . . there. Something. Something not him.

    Or; Total darkness has Scott feeling some sorta way, Sausage gets caught up in it.

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    English
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    1,830
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    163
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    13
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    1,157
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    Grian almost didn’t realize he had died until he opened his eyes again. Until he woke to a changed world. Or, well, a changed him.

    It was just so quick. One hit - he dove forward, flaring his wings instinctually - two hits, and that was that. So ends the life of Grian, in a stupid woodland mansion being stupid and going first, being killed by stupid Vindicators.

    Or; Grian revives - it isn't a painless experience.

    Language:
    English
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    1,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    465
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    Grian was bored. The Void wasn't exactly a stimulating environment, after all.

    Well. It's not like he doesn't have some raw material to play with. A new world, maybe?

    Or; Grian makes a new world out of the remains of Last Life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    740
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    461
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    Scott gives Jimmy so much gold that he doesn't really know what to do with it, and honestly? Jimmy had started to assume he just had more than even he could use - and Scott wore a lot of gold, so that was saying something.

    There's a bit more to it than that, as he finds out.

    Or; Giving gold as a gift means something special in Elven culture, Jimmy doesn't know this.

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    Written for Flower Husbands Week Day 4: Gold.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    994
    Bookmarks:
    97
    Hits:
    6,576
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    Scott has been dreaming.

    Sometimes, it doesn’t feel like a dream.

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    Written for Flower Husbands Week Day 3: Flowers.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    327
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    998
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    Jimmy wasn't scared of Scott, even if he probably should've been.

    (Blue hair and poppies and ice and lights and frost and feathers and -)

    (I loved you in another life.)

    Or; Jimmy knows Scott is the bad guy, ok? He knows. He just isn't scared, and he doesn't know why.

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    Written for Flower Husbands Week Day 2: Reincarnation.

    Series
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    English
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    1,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    625
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    3,790
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    “We should get married.” Jimmy said apropos of nothing, and Scott had to give it to him, he was quite good at derailing nice, peaceful picnics if nothing else.

    Or; A Flower Husbands wedding ceremony, even if it's a bit unconventional - but hey, you can't break rules that don't exist in the first place, right?
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    Written for Flower Husbands Week Day 1: Vows.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,182
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    They were brothers, once.

    Scott wonders if Xornoth still remembers that.

    Or; Scott reflects on Gods, death, and what it means to be family.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    Jimmy hated - no, despised - no, loathed the dark.

    It was for this reason that Jimmy usually took the utmost care to not get caught out while the sun was setting. He watched the sky always and booked it back home the second the sun even inched towards the horizon.

    This was a very effective strategy, all things considered. What really ruined it was falling asleep.

    Or; A familial bond isn’t easy to break. It can even last through death and rebirth, as Lizzie learns.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    950
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    Scott got his happy ending. It didn’t . . . it didn’t feel right.

    It was peaceful. It was . . . still. Like living in a single moment, never moving, never changing. Just one idyllic picture stretched into a lifetime.

    Or; Scott is too observant for his own good and refuses to let himself be happy.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    833
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    “Scott?” Sausage called, the sound echoing loudly through the hallways of Scott’s mansion. On second thought, there was far more echo than there probably should have been. Huh. Welp. That seemed like the sort of thing that could threaten what little remained of his sanity if he thought about it too hard, so he just . . . wouldn’t.

    “You here?” He called again, pitching his voice up to carry, there was no response.

    Or; Sausage and the inherent homoeroticism of vampires.

    Language:
    English
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    2,987
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    303
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,984
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    If you were to ask Scott when he was born, you’d probably get a shrug and a vague hand wave. You might assume he was being contrite, or trying to uphold some aura of mystery. In all honesty, Scott had no clue. One day he didn’t exist, and the next he did. One day he was alone, and the next he wasn’t. Time was difficult for him; his birth was even worse.

    Truthfully, he hadn’t even realized that was at all odd until Tommy, with all his bluster and boldness when stepping onto personal topics, had asked for his birthday. He had been very upset with the answer, and suddenly Scott’s birthday had been assigned as the day he crash landed on their planet.

    Turns out, that wasn’t the only wrong thing about his birth.

    Or; Scott finds out just how bizarre his very existence is, Ft. Sparkles

    Language:
    English
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    1,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    460
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2,651
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    Karl wakes up, and -

    He wakes up -

    He? Karl - who? He wakes up and he can’t -

    He can’t -

    The traveler wakes up and doesn’t know where he is -

    He’s missing something -

    The man wakes up and -

    Or; Karl forgets himself, unfortunately, he's in the Inbetween when this happens, and it has a way of making you want to stay when you can't remember why you should leave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    235
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    [Tango was slain by Bdouble0100]

    Tango threw himself out of bed with a gasp, stumbling over his own feet as the shock of such a sudden death slowly faded. The ground was rough beneath him as he fell to his knees, taking great, rasping breaths.

    Bdubs . . . Bdubs had - Just like that, and after he had given him a life! Oh, that little -

    Or; Something . . . breaks, after Bdubs betrays Tango, and nothing works out well for anyone involved.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,555
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,204
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    “Well, if the bloodlust is that bad, you could always, y’know,” Grian ruffled his wings behind him as a particularly cold breeze blew through the night time dessert, “Kill me.”

    Or; A conversation, in which Scar finds out Grian is even more messed up than previously thought, and he might be in a little too deep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    860
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    4,093
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    Techno, despite what others might assume or believe, has always been human - well, not human necessarily. He’s some sort of hybrid, so mixed up and diluted that he can’t even tell if he’s a pig or a piglin or a brute or -

    More accurately, Techno has always been mortal, almost painfully so. He is not divine, or born of the universe. He was perfectly average, all things considered - just another hybrid, just another lost, orphaned boy.

    Then, they came. The nameless, wailing things, chattering away in his ears.

    Or; A bit of a backstory fic, focusing on Techno's relationship with his Chat and how their patronage changed him over the years.

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    English
    Words:
    3,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    571
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    It started, as many things seemed to, with Grian doing the exact opposite of what he was told.

    Though - maybe we should start a bit earlier, at the real beginning. The creation of a new world.

    Or; Grian is a Watcher, but he's been getting rather bored of just watching, so he joins Third Life.

    Or Or; I go rabid over Martyn's new lore. Watcher!Grian is canon and I am literally floating on joy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,934
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2,221
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    The first time they meet, Scott thinks very little of it, to be entirely honest. There are no fireworks, no rush, it’s not love at first sight. 

    It became abundantly clear to him that Jimmy was the good sort, and they got along quite well - too well, and then they were . . . dating?

    To this day, Scott wasn’t sure what they had been. They’d liked each other, for sure, and there had been love blossoming, and then -

    And then Jimmy was dead, and it didn’t matter anyways. 

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    (Scott has always been loved. He was cradled in the soft hold of the stars for centuries before he crashed to earth.)

    (And here is the truth, the universe plays favorites with all of her children, and she so loves her elf of snow and stardust.)

    (It is so, so easy to bend the rules when you are the one making them.)

    Or; Scott is immortal, Jimmy reincarnates.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    546
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    2,962
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    Maybe he ought to change his name again - it did wonders for him the last time he lost everything. He doesn’t know what he would call himself this time, maybe nothing at all. Maybe it would suit, to be a nameless, forgotten thing.

    (There is a man, he stands on the edge of a void, a world he destroyed.)

    (There is a man, he is dragged away from the death of everything, hanging limply in the grasp of those responsible.)

    (There is a man - though he is hardly a man anymore, no, there is a thing, and he watches as the world turns to ash, his hands turned bloody with bruised knuckles, as he refuses to survive again.)”

    Or; Grian has survived the end of the world three times over, he's starting to realize it's just not worth it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    829
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    642

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