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• A Fucking Fucked Fuckery by MicrowavedKuE

  Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  11 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
  • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
  • Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
  • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
  • Stede Bonnet
  • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
  • Israel Hands
  • Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death)
  • Voyeurism
  • Accidental Voyeurism
  • forced vouyerism
  • Exhibitionism
  • Smut
  • Porn with Feelings
  • The plot is smut
  • essentially
  • but it's only on Izzy's end
  • Rough Sex
  • Masturbation
  • sexual fantasies
  • Literal Sleeping Together
  • Cuddling and Snuggling
  • no beta we die like my sleep schedule
  • I think that's my AO3 writers curse ngl
  • please tell me if I missed any tags bc I will add them immediately
  • Trans Israel Hands
  • But only bc I refuse to write him as cis
  • Cannon-typical overuse of the f word
  • The teeniest tiniest amount of fluff
  • Angst
  • Author is Open to Hearing about Dead Batteries
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
  • Just tell me about your jerk session mate
  • Fluff
  • I feel like I can add that tag after chapter 3
  • I feel like that tag is deserved
  • Don't worry I'll kiss the brick before I throw it at your head
  • Pining
  • Mutual Pining
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Happy Ending
  • Eventual steddyhands
  • Depression
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Suicide Attempt
  • (kinda)
  • he gets better tho
  • I had to get rid of the hurt no comfort tag bc tthey became comforted
  • that was not in the plan
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Cuddling & Snuggling
  • Boys Kissing
  • I can't remember what else I wrote last night

  Summary

  PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEASE GO READ THE WORK THIS IS INSPIRED BY IT'S ACTUALLY SO PEAK

  "It was an honest mistake, really. At least- it was at first.

  I don't think anyone expected Izzy to walk into the captain's quarters and see.. that. 

  What was that?

  I'm glad you've asked."

  Or Edward and Stede are absolute freaks and decide to include Izzy in their games. Not the smartest move.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,517

  Chapters:

  8/8

  Comments:

  40

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  862

• To Be Loved by MicrowavedKuE

  Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  26 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
  • Israel Hands
  • Blackbeard | Edward Teach
  • Unrequited Love
  • Pining
  • Masturbation
  • the love is so unrequited
  • Trans Israel Hands
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • Caught
  • someone give him a hug
  • Who am I kidding I am someone
  • so self-indulgent
  • No beta we die like izzy
  • Kraken era Blackbeard | Edward Teach
  • Gender Dysphoria
  • so much gender dysphoria
  • probably at least a bit ooc
  • Please tell me if I miss any tags in the comments
  • I'm tagging at 2 am and about to go to bed
  • Israel Hands is so fucking depressed
  • The reason that's at the bottom is because I can't spell lol
  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WROTE THIS ON MY SCHOOL ACCOUNT
  • SOMEONE SAVE ME WHAT THE FUUUUCK
  • Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work
  • Angst
  • Porn with Feelings
  • sorta - Freeform
  • they're one sided asl
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • One-sided pining
  • Smut
  • Gng how tf did I miss that tag

  Summary

  "So, as any good first mate would do, when he had the chance he locked himself in his quarters and shoved down his far-too-tight leather pants."

  Or, Izzy jerking off after a particulatly frustrating day under Blackbeard's rule.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  916

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  14

  Hits:

  115