16 Bookmarks by MiloGodzilla
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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
16 Feb 2025
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Rio clicked her pen shut, set her notebook down on the side table next to her and leaned forward in her seat, resting her elbows on her knees before speaking. “I want you both to know that this only works if you want it to work. I’m here to facilitate a productive conversation between you two. To find a way through whatever it is that you may be struggling with. There are no right or wrong answers here, no one is the hero or the villain. So, please, I need you both to contribute in order to move forward.” Rio’s eyes flickered between the women as she spoke.
Wanda simply smiled and nodded.
Agatha rolled her eyes and scoffed under her breath something similar to “fucking hell.”
Rio had to hide her smirk. Oh this was gonna be fun.
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Rio is Agatha and Wanda's couples therapist and all three of them are lowkey bad people.
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
13 Feb 2025
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Last, the woman who haunted her dreams. No, not dreams, nightmares. She didn’t dream of Agatha Harkness. That’d be impossible because Rio felt no rage course through her bloodstream like the rage she felt for Agatha fucking Harkness. Where Jen was cruel, Agatha was vicious. Not because she tortured Rio at school, but because she was most unfortunately Rio’s first love. It made her sick to think about now, her first everything was with Agatha under the dark cover of those bleachers next to the football field. Her first kiss was underneath those bleachers with Agatha, her first time, her first heartbreak. All the while, Agatha hung off the arm of some perfect jock because of course she fucking did.
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Rio Vidal moves back to her hometown of Westview after 20yrs and has to face her high school sweetheart (and the bane of her existence) Agatha Harkness.
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- Part 1 of Well I Wonder
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- English
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- 147,326
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- 43/43
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
01 Feb 2025
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Ancient (and chronically unemployed) vampires Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal have been strictly best friends for 600 years.
That is, until Agatha bites her.
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- Part 1 of Put Your Fangs In Me
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- English
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- 121,290
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- 37/37
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
31 Jan 2025
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“I don’t believe you. You prefer me—“
“Compliant?” Rio stood slowly, her eyes never leaving Agatha’s face. The action put her inches away, her body heat radiating out, searing Agatha’s skin. “Obedient?”
Agatha’s hips shifted against her will, her lips parting slightly. She closed her eyes against the heady mortification that razed through her chest. She felt Rio move closer and she parted her legs without thought.
Rio stepped between them but didn’t touch, hands settling on the desk inches from Agatha’s hips and hands.
“You always were such a brat.” Rio’s breath was hot against Agatha’s ear, her voice throaty and raw and filthy. “You never knew how to do what you were told.”
Or: After five years away, a still-grieving Agatha is dragged back into the FBI and the arms of her ex-wife.
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- 30/31
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
21 Jan 2025
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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
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- 17/17
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
14 Jan 2025
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When Agatha discovers that her husband has been cheating on her by using a dominatrix agency, she is furious. And can't wait to give both of them a piece of her mind.
Enter Rio Vidal--not the woman in question, but a part of the agency. Rio is enigmatic and flirtatious, and Agatha is immediately drawn under her spell.
Which is, quite frankly, unacceptable. But Rio keeps popping up in her life in increasingly annoying ways, and before long, Agatha finds it harder and harder to keep her distance...
AKA Agatha is a history professor, Rio is a dominatrix, and both of them are insanely attracted to one another. What could possibly happen next?
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- Part 1 of Figured You Out
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- English
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- 69,505
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 962
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- 2,775
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
26 Dec 2024
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While an apprentice witch, Agatha grows frustrated when she's not permitted to learn magic.
Until someone makes her an offer that she can't refuse.
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- English
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
26 Dec 2024
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
22 Dec 2024
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“Cars don’t crash through fences for free,” Rio replied smoothly, shrugging. “But,” she continued, eyes glinting, “I’ll make you an offer. You cover just the cost of parts—let’s call it a grand—and I’ll throw in the labor for free.”
Agatha frowned, knowing there had to be a catch. “And what exactly do you want in return?”
Rio leaned back against the workbench, arms folded and expression deceptively casual. “Dinner with me.”OR: Agatha is making her way cross country when she wrecks her car. There's only one shop in town ran by a deeply irritating and magnetic mechanic. She offers a discount on the work in exchange for dinner. Then she really puts in the body work (heyo).
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- English
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- 21,353
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
21 Dec 2024
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
18 Dec 2024
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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- Part 1 of death and taxes
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
06 Dec 2024
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because i could not stop for death (she kindly stopped for me) by shy_one
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Dec 2024
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"Let's not get it twisted, Harkness." Rio tightens her grip on Agatha's throat and it sets every nerve in her body ablaze. "You're only alive at all because I allow it."
"I'm alive," Agatha snarls back. "Because there's not a damn thing in this world or the next that makes you feel the way I do."
-- or, the many meetings between Death and the witch Agatha Harkness over the centuries.
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- Part 1 of our two souls therefore, which are one
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- 26/26
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
26 Nov 2024
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After Halloween, she doesn’t think about that night too often. It was fun; now it’s over. They didn’t exchange phone numbers or anything of the sort.
As a matter of fact, she doesn’t remember saying goodbye to Rio at all, or how she got home. She woke up in her own bed the next morning, and that was it.
She doesn’t dwell on it. She doesn’t particularly like to dwell on anything.
Until eight weeks later, when she’s sitting in her bathroom, clutching a pregnancy test.
A positive pregnancy test.
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Rio is Death. Agatha is a regular human who finds herself unexpectedly pregnant after a one-night stand with a mysterious woman she meets in an eerie bar on Halloween.
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- 13,281
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- 3/3
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- 269
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
22 Nov 2024
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“No way,” Rio said, crossing her arms defensively. “Good for you, get that bag, but I’ll figure something else out.”
Jen’s laughter bubbled up, bright and teasing. “Sweetheart, you’re so sheltered. These women aren’t crusty old grandmas in rocking chairs. They’re powerful, rich, and they smell like Chanel, not mothballs. Some of them are absolutely stunning.” She tilted her head, studying Rio as if sizing her up for auction. “You’d clean up if you stopped being so stubborn. They’d eat you alive—and pay you for the privilege.”
OR: Struggling bartender Rio stumbles into a sugar baby situation with CEO Agatha Harkness. She can't figure out what the woman wants from her, or why she's letting herself go along with it.
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- Part 1 of Sugar and Honey Verse
- Language:
- English
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- 99,149
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- 17/17
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- 1,777
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Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
21 Nov 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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- English
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- 22,690
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- 2/2
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- 447
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- 5,853
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- 1,234
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- 63,602
Bookmarked by MiloGodzilla
20 Nov 2024