Moron1
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A small glimpse into an AU where Needy and Jennifer become murder girlfriends instead of like, trying to kill each other. This was just an experiment in style, but feel free to read if you want!
Podfic now available, read by yours truly.
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“Why waste good meat?”
Working title: Actual Cannibal Haruno Sakura
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wait and watch the hours fall // in a hundred separate lines by Moron1
Fandoms: Jennifer's Body (2009)
17 Dec 2021
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groundhog day lied. sometimes, there’s no right ending.
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Todooki Fuyumi accidentally wins the Sports Festival her first year of UA, leading to her promotion into the hero course. Normally this would be a good thing, but now she has to deal with her own declining mental health, bullying from other students, and the fact that her father quietly disowned her right after she won, leaving her broke and homeless.
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Through some sort of horrible coincidence, every one of the Archival department has, at some point prior to their employment at the Magnus Institute, slept with Elias Bouchard.
Working title: the Everyone slept with Elias AU
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My collection of Ace Attorney fics that revolve around weed, because with the localization being set in California there ought to be a lot more stoners involved.
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Sakura becomes a bounty hunter instead of becoming Tsunade's apprentice, and the series details her growth as a person in a different direction, but also while she sleeps with a lot of people.
I started this so I could try to write porn, just as a content warning.
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Play It With Vodka; Play It With Wine by Toasted Rivalry (Salmalin)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Mar 2026
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In preparation for their second team game of Never Have I Ever with Ilya Rozanov, newly married with his husband in attendance, the Ottawa Centaurs prepared a curated list of kinks in advance.
Little do they know there’s a dark horse among them.
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17 Apr 2026
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“You guys shower together regularly?”
Buck furrows his eyebrows. “Oh — um no. We’re just running late, so we figured this would be more time-efficient. Plus, you know, it’s good for the environment."
For a moment, no one says anything. It’s Julia’s duty, she fears, to give them both a horribly awkward thumbs up.
“Okay,” she says. She’s fumbling this; she knows she is. But she does not know how to tell two men who just showered together platonically that they showered together. Platonically. “Smart. Love the environment.”
Or: In the span of two months, Julia gets brutally dumped, loses her apartment to a fire, moves in with certified sweetheart Firefighter Buck Buckley, and successfully inserts herself into the lives of two firefighters who don’t know they’re in love. Not necessarily in that order.
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- Part 5 of cjo + 911
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09 Apr 2026
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In Tune by Angry_gremlin_commando
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2024
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Mobei Wu, fifth son of his father, is often relegated to act as a source of entertainment at official functions. Namely music. Which he can't practice at the Ice Fortress because nobody leaves him be. So why shouldn't he practice in Shang Qinghua's living room instead?
It all goes kind of sideways when Shen Qingqiu discovers the strange guest in the leisure house. A strange guest that he ends up befriending, despite never seeing him face to face.
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08 Apr 2026
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Once is a mistake, twice is terrible judgment, three times is enemy action. After four times, it might just be something worse.
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What if Scott hooked up with Ilya during the summer of 2010 entirely by accident, then kept doing it on purpose.
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- Part 1 of Tearing Down Our Walls
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01 Apr 2026
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twenty stitches in a hospital room by hollidayparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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Ilya was only a few strides behind Shane on the ice.
He clocked the angle before the hit even landed; Marlow coming in too hot, too fast, shoulder high. Shane turned and slowed at the wrong moment, skates clipping, balance gone.
Impact.
The sound carried oddly through the arena, duller than boards, sharper than ice. Shane went down hard, helmet skidding, body twisting. And then it all happened at once. Skates tangled. Marlow stumbled over him as he fell, too. A skate’s blade flashed too close, too sharp.
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Shane's injuries during the Boston/Montreal game are much more life-threatening than in canon. Ilya's quick thinking and bone-deep instincts are the only reason he survives.
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29 Mar 2026