Museohmuse
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- Teen Wolf (TV) (14)
- Doctor Who (1)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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When Stiles and Derek meet on a public bus where the final stop may or may not be hell, it makes perfect sense to see if their transportation tango works well off the system. Featuring meddlesome harpies, sibling aggression, diner threats, and a sex-off.
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Or, a very belated continuation of wiski's "The Pro's and Con's of Public Transportation" series for the AO3 Fundraiser Auction (2013).
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"'My name is Derek,' he said a couple minutes later. 'Not 'Dude.'
'I'm Stiles,' the guy replied, 'not 'Asshole.' Derek shot him a look and Stiles just shrugged. 'I'm sure that's what you've been calling me in your head.'"
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Nothing brings people together more than distinct annoyance, a horrible movie, and meddling siblings.
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- Part 6 of 30 Day Drabble Challenge
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Of All The Bowling Joints in the World by Museohmuse for swing_set13
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Aug 2014
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"'I - okay, here's the thing.'" And the red flag shot up. Nothing good came from Scott saying 'here's the thing.' 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles' face was on the wanted wall of the Chuck E. Cheese the next town over. 'Here's the thing' was the reason Stiles had a small scar on his chin from a water balloon. 'Here's the thing' was exactly why Stiles had trust issues."
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In which Stiles came out to have a good time and honestly he's feeling like he might be falling in love now.
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- Part 6 of Sterek Week 2K14
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If At First You Don't Succeed (Grind, Grind Again) by Museohmuse
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Jul 2014
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"'You're kind of pathetic,' Erica shouted into Stiles' ear. Stiles jumped, his gaze pulled from his shoddy sight of Derek. The fact that Stiles knew his name made it seem like perfect sense to approach him with legs wide open, but Stiles refused to acquiesce to his desires. Stiles did not need to hook up with a jerkwad with anger issues, even if his jaw looked strong enough to sit on. "
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In which anonymity never worked out for anyone and the hook up gods know exactly what they're doing.
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- Part 5 of Sterek Week 2K14
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"Stiles ignored Derek's jab, and smiled tightly at Deaton. 'Thank you for your valuable information,' he said, trying to sound as gracious as possible. 'I hope you get your hand stuck up a dog's asshole.' And, well, that was short-lived."
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Or, Another Truth Spell Trope Fic
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- Part 4 of Sterek Week 2K14
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30 Day Drabble Challenge by Museohmuse
Fandom Doctor Who, Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Aug 2014
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I Got a Heart-Shaped Bruise (and it hurts like the thought of you) by Hartzy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Apr 2026
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Tampa Bay, Room 1217 missing scene
Between tears, laughter, and sex, Shane and Ilya find their footing again, and start to make room for something more.
Slots right into the missing space in Episode 5 and is canon compliant.Please note: this is a version of Chapter 3 of Hard Bruises for everyone who was not interested in canon divergence but still wanted the scene in Tampa Bay. Hard Bruises includes the Montreal Club AU scenes and much longer Tampa Bay chapter. If you have already read chapter 3 of Hard Bruises, you're set :) Nothing here will surprise you too much.
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22 May 2026
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russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.
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Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.*SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*
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16 May 2026
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hold my breath in your hands by justhockey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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Ilya knows it’s a bad idea. Of course it is. But everything he’s ever done in regards to Shane Hollander has been a bad idea.
So he sends the text, even though they’re playing against each other in just a few hours. Even though it’s reckless, and it’s breaking all their rules. Even though he’s supposed to be rebuilding the distance that Tampa tore down, instead of letting it shrink even further.
But he just can’t seem to help himself.
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16 May 2026
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Select All by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.
He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...
The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.
He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.
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Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.
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14 May 2026
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Oh no I've said too much, I haven't said enough by lc2l
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
That sounds… serious.
“The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.
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13 May 2026