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After seven consecutive nights of fasting and prayers for clarification regarding the so-called Sacred Rain Rite, Azar, Wielder of the Flame and the Fire, did appear before me.
When pressed by my fellow priests to recount the Flame God’s exact words, I complied reluctantly. The following passage is recorded as he spoke them, though I beg that it be read with discretion:
“Alright, shut up with the praying!!! The rains? Yeah, I fucked them out of that water god so good he screamed and begged for more. Which I gave him. Gladly, repeatedly, until he passed out. Not the truth you wanted to hear? Hah! Go eat a dick.”-----
Malevola encounters a strange book about two gods who bear a striking similarity to her teammates Flambae and Waterboy. What follows are the testimonies of the witnesses to an unorthodox (but sexy) rain summoning ritual.
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16 Feb 2026
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"S—s—So, your relationship with your father. Tell me more— let's talk more about that."
Robert lets out a sigh. It's the type of sigh that should come from a man far older than him. He'd put this imaginary man in maybe his late forties, his black hair peppered with strands of white and grey. Maybe this man is tired because he works a blue collar job and he's carrying the weight of his family on his back, or maybe he goes home every night to a dark and lonely apartment just like Robert does. Wherever this man is he's probably sighing just like he did a moment ago. He probably has the same aching muscles that Robert does, only his were likely earned from working at a tire shop or some other civilian shit like that.
And then there's Robert. Tied up, bloodied and beaten. All in his own home.
"What more is there to tell?" Robert laughs a little, letting his bruised cheek rest against the wet floor. "He wasn't really around enough to be terrible." He mumbles. "...And I know what you're about to say, no, I was not neglected. I had everything I wanted." A few feet away, Beef is napping peacefully. The traitor.
"I—I was actually about to call you a little bitch but sure, let's— let's go with that."
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08 Feb 2026
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Vander has an attitude and creates a mess for Silco to clean. Silco fixes the mess and the attitude.
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30 Dec 2025
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Waterboy is scheduled to have his heat tomorrow, but wants to finish his second shift today even though he's feeling under the weather. He's shipped out with Flambae to do a mission.
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23 Nov 2025
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Childe returns to Liyue after months in Inazuma. Zhongli welcomes him home.
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18 Mar 2023