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    Keith is still hung-up on his ex. Go figure, you date a hot vampire one time and suddenly human men don't do it for you anymore. He's fine living in regret for the rest of his life, but then he accidentally sends Lance a picture of himself in lingerie and, well, if the opportunity presents itself...

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    “Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”

    “Have you never jerked off before?”

    He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”

    “You never come?”

    peter can't get off. wade helps with that.

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    “I know it’s a little late for this, but I was thinking we should be exclusive,” Deadpool growls, halfway through the window with his gun out and pointed at the mound of comforter between Peter’s legs.

    “What the fuck,” Peter gasps. His thighs clench around Wade – it is Wade, isn’t in? – more because his entire body seems to be clamming up in shock than because he’s that desperate for an ill-timed orgasm. It really isn’t helping that Wade’s still going at it.

    “What the fuck is right,” Deadpool says. He cocks his gun. “This motherfucker has ‘til the count of three before I blow his brains out.”

    Or: Deadpool gets cut in half, resulting in two Deadpools. A threesome ensues.

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    He brought his free hand to the small of Keith's back, a subtle but firm support. He was going to need to be careful about how he did this if he didn't want to ruin Keith's immersion any further.

     

    “And I think I've got him where I want him, but the rest of his health just isn't going down. Like, he's so close, you know?”

     

    Keith doesn't seem to notice, still whining his frustration into Lance's collarbone. He almost thinks he's starting to cry from it.

     

    “So I'm kinda stuck. Like, what am I supposed to do?! I can't restart now! Hey, you look like you're kind of struggling there, need a hand?”

     

    In which Lance doesn't know when to shut up, and apparently Keith finds it sexy.

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    “Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.

    “You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”

    Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”


    Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.

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