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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes
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Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Edward wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Edward did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Edward to afford.
[ Originally published on FFN 16 June 2009. A very detailed, very slow exploration of the creators' headcanon through Edward's eyes - and sometimes Roy's - with lengthy discourses on alchemical theory, juicy helpings of political intrigue, a few near-death experiences here and there, and maybe an assassination attempt or two. Explores in detail the political and social spheres of Amestris and beyond in the context of Roy's ladder-climbing, aided by Edward's presence as a researcher. You could consider this a fix-it, but it's more like a highly involved worldbuilding reboot. Long-running, takes time between updates, but chapters are 20-30k long. Be prepared to indulge and suspend your disbelief. Leave canon at the doorstep; this is something else entirely. ]
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- Part 1 of Catalysis 'verse
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Law loved the Sun God Nika—until, in his darkest hour, his god did not answer his prayers.
He spent the rest of his life as a godless man until Wano, when his missing deity revealed himself as the straw hat pirate who saved him without ever having to be asked.
In the aftermath of the battle, Law has to decide what is stronger—his love for Luffy or his resentment of Nika—and what he will do if they end of being the same.
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Gull by AlzazelSustrai
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
31 Jan 2025
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The first time that Peter Parker meets Annabeth Chase, she ruffles his hair and teaches him three new ways to cheat on an exam without getting caught.
The second time Peter meets Annabeth, she laughs at him.
The third time, she stabs him through the stomach.
...Takes place immediately after the events of "Jailbird".
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- Part 4 of Of Swords and Spiders
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In Knowing, In Silence by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2025
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“And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t,” Crowley’s voice cracked.
There was a forceful, anxious kick in Aziraphale’s chest. Oh, God, he was actually going to talk about it. Neither of them dared to for 6,000 years.
Crowley tossed his head to the side. “I mean…The last few years, not really. And I know why we’ve had to pretend, of course. That’s obvious.” His eyes lowered to the floor. “Can’t ever forget about that, can I?” he said under his breath.
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After being punished in Heaven for being in love as angels, Aziraphale and Crowley spend the next 6,000 years pretending their relationship never happened.