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    Tim may or may not have woven an elaborate web of lies to tie his plan of convincing the Waynes they didn't need to adopt him together with his plan of figuring out why Jason was alive & back in Gotham without telling anyone about it. It may or may not have caught up with him multiple times over the last half hour (worst 30 minutes of Tim's life that didn't involve someone he cared about dying, if you even care.) And he's only figured out maybe half of either problem...

    Jason doesn't really know what to do with the kid he has been tricked (kicking & screaming the whole way, for the record) into caring about. On the one hand, Tim is clearly delusional about his place in the family (both their places, really,) and he was still crazy enough to hire a complete stranger to pretend to be his uncle; Tim got lucky it was Jason he found first. And now Jason's cover is blown, and there is definitely a breakdown in his near future, and Tim keeps looking at him with those sad puppy eyes...

    Dick just wants his baby brother safe from Gotham's newest criminal mastermind, and is probably having the worst day of all.

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    (Inspired by "Say Uncle" by Megaerakles.)

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    07 Feb 2024

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    Tim is grateful Hood leaves promptly, in any case, because that means he doesn’t see Tim crawl the last few feet into his house.

     

    [Jack and Janet die uneventfully— at the hands of a home intruder, at 3:41 in the morning on a Thursday. Two gunshots. Tim’s entire world comes to a screeching halt at 3:44, when he finds their bodies.]

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    13 Oct 2023

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    Gotham loses its Robin and Bruce Wayne loses a son. Tim finds one of these too tragic to bear. In his quest to make sure Bruce Wayne lives to see the next year, he strikes upon the perfect solution: another son.

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    His best bet is, naturally, Crime Alley.

    By 8 pm that day, Drake Manor is filled with ten black-haired, blue-eyed boys sitting around the large dining table, looking around the room suspiciously.

    Well. Eleven. But Tim doesn’t think he counts.

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    09 Aug 2023

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    Tim had always figured that if he ever woke up in Vegas sans-memory, it would be when he was older than fourteen. But there were some things he couldn’t control, and apparently whatever had happened last night that he didn’t remember was one of them. 

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    08 Aug 2023

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    After losing both of his eyes and jumping off a cliff, Uchiha Shisui had thought that was the end.

    What he hadn’t been expecting was to wash up on the shore of some hero training facility in a different dimension, get found by Hatake Kakashi—now Shinsou Hitoshi, apparently—get questioned extensively by Hitoshi’s new dad and a truth-seeking police officer, adopted by a gun-slinging cowboy, and then forced to attend a hero school where people are a lot weirder and a lot more gullible than he would’ve thought they’d be.

    But for the record, it’s not Shisui’s fault the kid believed him when he said his quirk was mangoes.

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    03 Feb 2023

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    can something be so funny that it gives you ptsd?