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Dr Dixon's Xenobiology for the human space explorer - with comments by Dr Mordin by NoPunnyNamesLeft
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
04 Jan 2026
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Because my brain works in this way, I decided I would like to have a dedicated resource for the xenobiology in my ME headcanon. And lucky you, you get to read it!
Information uses established lore where possible, building on it with other creators' fanon (will be referenced when possible), and lota of my own. Unless otherwise specified, any of my ME works will use this as a reference. This work is subject to revision if I get any brilliant ideas.
PS. Dr Dixon is named after Dougal Dixon, a Scottish paleontologist who was also one of the founders of speculative evolution.
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Of course I've spoken to other turians before! by NoPunnyNamesLeft
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
26 Dec 2025
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So when i noticed the turians are based on the Roman empire (including a lot of names), I came up with this stupid idea.
Even made an AO3 account exclusively to subject others to it. As implied, this is my first fanfic ever, so don't expect high quality writing! Feedback is welcome, but don't tell me the humour is bad. I knew that from the beginning.
The Shali part of the story is very much not the main focus so far; mostly banter between Shepard, Garrus, and the rest of the crew.
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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10 Jan 2026
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Dual Spectres by SpectralKyurem
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
23 Apr 2025
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In an alternate universe where the Morning War never happened, the Systems Alliance and the Rannochian Commonwealth collaborated together to build a brand new Alliance stealth ship, the SSV Normandy. While on the shakedown run, Commander John Shepard learns his name was put forward as a candidate for the Spectres, and learns that his mentor is none other than a Quarian by the name of Tali'Zorah. But when the run to Eden Prime goes awry, and disaster strikes, how will he and his new mentor stop the rogue Spectre Saren Arterius?
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09 Jan 2026