Nobody3702
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As far as he knows, Ratchet is last of his kind. He is also stuck on a backwaters dustbowl of a planet called Veldin. His dreams of adventure suddenly seems much closer to being fulfilled when a defective warbot crahes near him.
My take on the first RaC game. Uses element from both the original 2002 game and the 2016 reimagining.
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Or a human who wants to be a monster meets a monster who wants to be a human.
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Miscellaneous Jailbird Tales by Nobody3702
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
09 Jul 2025
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Short fics set in the jailbird au, that don't really fit anywhere else.
Mostly deleted scenes.
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- Part 7 of Jailbird AU
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Marcille and Falin do all the things outlined in the tags. Not sure how else to put it.
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During the christmas break, Percy hires a hitman to deal with his stepfather.
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In another world, Sirius might have chosen his own freedom. In this one, he chooses his brother's life.
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05 Jan 2022
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What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
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14 Dec 2021
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A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).
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11 Dec 2021
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The Transfiguration Incident, Or Pettigrew's Problems by Kyra_Neko_Rei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Aug 2016
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The lesson is transfiguring rats into teacups . . . only Ron Weasley's rat is actually an Animagus, which has dire consequences for the spell, for Peter Pettigrew, and for the Dark Lord's prospects for resurrection (and rather better consequences for Minerva McGonagall's reputation). Cross-posted (finally!) from Tumblr.
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11 Dec 2021
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In the summer, the lands of the tsar buzzed under infinitely long days. In the winter, the lands of the tsar slumbered under the infinitely long nights. In the summer, the good people sent offerings to Lada, the goddess of beauty and prosperity. In the winter, the good people ritually drowned images of Marzanna, the goddess of death and winter.
Baba Yaga had never been drowned and ground up anyone who tried to do it between her iron teeth. She did not always have iron teeth. She had not always kept Morning, Day, and Night as her servants. For that matter, Koschei did not always have a seven legged horse, a magic cloak of night, some dozen rings, and a habit of kidnapping warrior queens.
These things happened in a natural enough way.
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31 May 2021