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What happens when sashimi isn’t the only slick meat the local Emo boy wants to suck on?
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Indrid Cold Head Canon/Imagines Super Cut by NonAlcoholicEjaculate
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast), Monster Lover - Fandom
29 Oct 2020
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A full list of any and all random Indrid Cold head canons and imagines that pop into my stupid little head.
Constantly changing and being added to but not sure how often I’ll remember to update it.
May or may not come back and sort everything into chapters by category later.
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Ellana Lavellan hopes recreating Alexius's amulet will let her save her clan. It lands her with an elvhen god bent on seducing her instead.
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13 Jun 2024
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She is tired. The world is ash and dust, and she has lost so many pieces of herself; markings and heart, left arm and left eye, trust and faith. It has become such a painful thing, to love him. And yet.
And yet.
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- Part 1 of Looking Glass
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13 Jun 2024
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A wrong number turns into a torrid affair between strangers through texts.
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13 Jun 2024
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Of Unicorns, Virgins, and Other Such Things by Maleficar
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
25 Dec 2014
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A noble attempting to curry favor with the Inquisition gives Inquisitor Lavellan a unicorn. It gets in the way. A lot.
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17 Dec 2023
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In the end, it’s—as it so often is—curiosity that kills the cat. The rumors were just too intriguing to resist: a village where, for years, too many women have been having babies every winter, where the population boom is unprecedented and the town is beginning to crumble under the weight of too many children. A passing merchant had shared the gossip, and Ginko had gotten that look he gets—a worried set to his mouth and brow; a slight glimmer of interest in his bright green eye.
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15 Dec 2023