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    Harry finds himself in the liminal space between Martinaise and actually having to be Harry Du Bois again. He needs to return to his apartment, and his job, and his life, but the prospect is terrifying; everything that was once him is everything he can't allow himself to be ever again. Kim helps him make the transition, and Harry pines wildly over him. They eat food and talk about the homo-sexual underground. Harry tries not to cry a lot.

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    Nandor's acting a bit strange. Lucky for Guillermo, he's used to Nandor acting strange. And besides, this type of strange is rather... Cute.

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    01 May 2022

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    Izzy is stuck in a pit with Stede fucking Bonnet, and somehow this evolves into talking. Talking about emotions? With Izzy Hands? It's more likely than you think.

     

    Izzy was having The Worst Day Ever Of His Life. Including that one time he threw up on deck. Including that time a good-for-nothing posh wanker elbowed his way into Edward and Izzy’s life and broke it forever.
    This day was only worse than those because he was currently sitting about three feet away from said posh wanker, and without an escape route.
    At least on a ship he had the option of simply jumping overboard.

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    01 May 2022

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    Israel: From the Hebrew name יִשְׂרָאֵל (Yisra'el) meaning "God contends", from the roots שָׂרָה (sarah) meaning "to contend, to fight" and אֵל ('el) meaning "God". In the Old Testament, Israel (who was formerly named Jacob; see Genesis 32:28) wrestles with an angel.
     
    I see your "Izzy Hands is the only human in an all-Muppet TV show" and your "Izzy Hands is trapped in the wrong genre" and I raise you: Izzy Hands is the unwitting victim of a cosmic shift of the very rules of reality, now applying sitcom rules to his life instead of the real life ones that had governed him beforehand. This is, for him, horrifying in the manner of anything Eldritch and incomprehensible.

    For the rest of the crew, it just seems like First Mate Hands is having a bit of a breakdown, and they really wish he'd stop.

    For Izzy, this is existential horror at its worst - for the reader, dark comedy. I just love to make him suffer.

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    Skyfire convinces Starscream to leave the Decepticons, which would be all well and good if it didn't mean Megatron wasn't outside the Ark, screaming like a maniac all night and ruining everybody's sleep schedule.

    Optimus decides to take drastic measures.

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    08 Feb 2022