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Theo Nott never intended to marry. But when the Ministry passes a Marriage and Repopulation Law matching eligible witches and wizards based on their status as "soul mates," Theo finds himself married to the woman he's been in love with since he was 14 - Luna Lovegood.
But she's not the same quiet, shy girl he knew in school. No, this woman is something else entirely. And Theo is absolutely here for it.
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Theo fidgeted at the commanding tone in Luna’s voice. It was doing things for him, specifically in his trousers, that he refused to think about right now. Pack that away for later, he thought as she pressed on.
“Come home every night. To our bed. That we share. You do not need to tell me where you’ve been or who you’ve been with. But please respect me enough to not flaunt your other relationships in public, and I shall do the same. People may assume that I’m just some silly woman, but I refuse to be made a fool of.” She let out a breath. “Do we have an understanding?”
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A Magical Honeymoon... or Nott by iggygiraffe, Notty_Hobbit, Stephydfab, stronkk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2025
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Draco has booked an absolute dream honeymoon for the love of his life, Hermione Granger. Would he rather have been traipsing the world and fucking her in every country? Yes. However, he would give her anything.
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Rita Really Should Have Known Better by Notty_Hobbit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Rita Skeeter sticks her nose where is doesn't belong and gets more than she bargained for in the process.
Epistolary-style in which Hermione Granger is just absolutely done with Rita's bullshit.
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Draco stood under the huge old tree on the edge of the garden where the wedding was underway; watching the proceedings with agony etched into his face. He’d been invited, of course, but he couldn’t, wouldn’t attend. It was bad enough he was torturing himself by even being near the event. His best friend was getting married, and he wasn’t even there to stand next to him.
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Draco and Theo have been in love since Fifth Year. A surprise announcement by Theo's father in the middle of their final year at Hogwarts threatens to tear them apart.
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Rockstar Sev Prince has a bad girlfriend in Mia Granger. And he loves it!
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Public Bookmark 163
Mystery Work
Part of Lady Black
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by YouAreMyHoneybee (Notty_Hobbit)
21 Jan 2025
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They were soaked to the bone, soaked in each other. It had always been this way. A single touch brought the onslaught of their guilt and disdain and all of the turmoil that had been dragged between them to a grinding halt.
The toxicity, the push and pull of it all, the way he had left and what he had done — to her, and to Theo… it didn’t matter. Not when he was touching her and gluing her back together with acid that tasted like love.
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UNLOVE ME. I DARE YOU.
—The use of magic is strictly forbidden by the reassembled German Ministry of Magic following the events of the Second Wizarding War, rendering Germany almost entirely magicless. Dark magic permeates the bones and gothic architecture of the nation, and witch hunts are on the rise in the Muggle world in response to an uprising of violent deaths stringing across Northern Europe - all pointing towards escaped inmates from Erkstag. One of which, a highly renowned war criminal and Death Eater, is Draco Malfoy. He flees into Muggle Germany, until a chance encounter leaves him risking it all - his anonymity, his freedom, and pieces of himself he was sure he had lost long ago.
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Bookmarked by YouAreMyHoneybee (Notty_Hobbit)
20 Oct 2024
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No one could argue it wasn't a bit unconventional for an unmated omega to share her flat with an alpha. But Theo’s propensity for wandering into her bedroom uninvited aside, Hermione and Theo have a perfectly workable system in place. Hermione has her heats at the Ministry-run clinic. Theo sneaks off to his mate for his ruts. And their flat is blessedly sexless.
Correction. They had a perfectly workable system.
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Bookmarked by YouAreMyHoneybee (Notty_Hobbit)
30 Sep 2024
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Hermione Granger’s career continues to go from strength to strength but she can’t fight the feeling that something is missing from her life. She never expected to be divorced & alone before she’d hit her 30’s, but after escaping a toxic, abusive marriage the last thing she wants is a serious relationship.
When Hermione stumbles upon on an advert on a dating page for ‘two males in an established relationship, seeking a female for some casual fun’, she finds she cannot resist the opportunity to explore some anonymous, no strings attached, casual fun. What ensues is a sexual awakening for Hermione Granger which leads to all parties left wanting ‘more’, but when their true identities are revealed will they still feel the same way?
Join Hermione and friends for a wild ride of female empowerment, healing, redemption, rediscovering self worth and embracing sexuality.
**This is a standalone fanfiction and can be read without reading my fic 'Faerie Wine'. However, if you are going to read them both then I recommend reading 'Casual Fun' first, as the characters from this story will make an appearance in ‘Faerie Wine’ in later chapters.**
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Bookmarked by YouAreMyHoneybee (Notty_Hobbit)
01 Oct 2024
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Related to BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Sep 2024
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Bookmarked by YouAreMyHoneybee (Notty_Hobbit)
23 Sep 2024