OofieScreams
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Jazz takes her typical after-work outing to a seedy bar. It goes a little better than usual.
Blaster has a weird, upsetting night.
This fic is set in an AU where the Fallen Prime Megatronus becomes the warlord Megatron after killing her lover, Solus Prime.
Series
- Part 1 of Megatron(us) AU
-
Tags
Summary
After the battle against the Quintessons, Aftermath and Spitfire look for some cave water.
-
Hold On, Kid, This Isn't Your Fight by OofieScreams
Fandoms: Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
01 Apr 2025
Tags
Summary
Jazz, years ago, refused to join the other Autobots in working with GHOST. The organization was too brutal, too cruel to subject even the cruellest Decepticon to.
Years later, Spitfire and Aftermath are sparked. They find a half-rusted corpse at the bottom of Lake Erie.
Years later, Jazz wakes up.
-
Just a Kiss by OofieScreams
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
02 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
It starts with a conversation
A kiss
Another
And another
Another, still
And suddenly, you can't let go of him.
-
His Heart, My Carcass by OofieScreams
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
30 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
Mikey dies.
Not, like, forever, but he still gets murdered and eaten. It sucks. He doesn't feel like a person anymore, he's a zombie.
And zombies are, notoriously, not people. It's a cruel thing to make someone go through life as a living corpse.
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 2,915
- Works:
- 1
-
Jumpstart Separated AU by OofieScreams
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
04 Jan 2025
Summary
A separated AU. Yes another one.
Raph is raised by Splinter
Jennika is raised by Repo Mantis
Venus and Donnie are raised by Big Mama
Leo is raised by Warren Stone
Mikey is raised by Baron DraxumMikey has known he has siblings for a long time. Dad assumed they were dead, but Mikey knows that can't be true! He wants to look for them so they can save the world together! Unfortunately, in the process of looking for his missing family members, Mikey is groomed. Draxum is... He handles it so badly.
So far it's mostly Draxum being the actual fucking worst to Mikey, oops. Planning to add stuff about the other turtles eventually.
- Words:
- 6,340
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 2
-
Dead Boys Don't Cry- Tales of Grief from Beyond The Realm of the Living by OofieScreams
Fandom Original Work
27 Sep 2024
Summary
Kids die a lot. It sucks, but it's true. In the afterlife, those kids often need help in moving on and finding peace postmortem. Unfortunately, without peers to keep them company, dead kids often struggle to move on. (That's why most hauntings are child ghosts.)
Enter the Dead Boys Don't Cry Support Group for Dead Children, a club formed by dead kids, for dead kids, to help them move on to the afterlife!
- Words:
- 141
- Works:
- 1
-
The Deal AU by OofieScreams
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
28 Jul 2024
Summary
Mikey is forced into a deal with Meatsweats. If he has sex with this creepy old man, his family won't be targeted and potentially killed and cannibalized. Not much of a choice here, honestly. Especially when Mikey has chronic can't-say-no disease.
- Words:
- 1,800
- Works:
- 1
-
Oofie's e-Vent-ful drabbles and such by OofieScreams
Fandom LEGO Monkie Kid, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
20 Jun 2024
Summary
Just some stuff I write when I'm feeling bad. Lots of Monkie Kid stuff since it's got some of the best aro coding I've seen and is loveless aro friendly even though the fandom is literally fucking hell baybee (translation: Monkie Kid is a comfort media <3)
- Words:
- 7,317
- Works:
- 6
Recent bookmarks
-
Sugar, Spice And Everything Nice (Let's Try Not To Make Life) by Trash_Panda11
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
01 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
It's between 2am and 3am when he gets desperate enough to try anything.
His hands are quick and shaky as he rummages through the kitchens spice rack, looking for anything that could help.
There's no time for logic. He's all alone, he can't tell anyone! All he needs to do is focus on getting this thing out of him!
Bookmarked by OofieScreams
01 Jan 2026
-
Gestalt First by Kerriathechosen1
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
09 Apr 2025
- Words:
- 14,810
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 10
Bookmarked by OofieScreams
18 Aug 2025
-
Revolting Peasant Wakaba: Duel 20.1 - A Revolution, Taken by MamaHorseteeth
Fandoms: Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena
30 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Of all the Black Rose Duelists, there was only one who actually stood a chance. So long as Utena raised the Sword of Dios against them, her victory was pre-assured.
There was one Black Rose Duelist whom she refused to fight in the conventional manner.
What if Wakaba Shinohara were to win her duel, slay Anthy Himemiya, and surely receive everything she ever wanted? Would that really be such a good idea?
Do let me know if you think a tag is missing. I am not particularly talented at tag optimization.
Series
- Part 1 of Revolting Peasant Wakaba
Bookmarked by OofieScreams
02 Aug 2025
-
A Perfectly Nice Married Couple by menphina
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
26 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
While on the run, Jazz made a split-second decision to throw himself, quite literally, at the nearest stranger for help shaking off his pursuers.
Lucky for him, he happened to stumble across the most dramatic seeker on the surface of Cybertron.
Series
- Part 3 of Jazz Week 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,771
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 247
- Bookmarks:
- 41
- Hits:
- 1,005
Bookmarked by OofieScreams
27 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Rare jazzstar gold with a side of improv. I'm winning. I WON. at being ALIVE. By reading this.
-
Memoirs of a Student by SevenTenEleven
Fandoms: Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena
09 Jan 2020
Tags
Summary
Fifteen years after the events of Revolutionary Girl Utena, investigative journalist Shinohara Wakaba decides to publish a memoir about her teenage years and the school she attended.
[cross-posted from FF.net]
Bookmarked by OofieScreams
19 Jan 2025