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“There’s gotta be another way Jeff – I can’t – no one will buy my cover. Look at me! Are you gonna look me in the eye and tell me I’m fucking black tie cocktail party material?! And with Boy Wonder Christian Bale over there as my plus-one? The plan’s bullshit, Jeff!”
“ENOUGH!” Jeff’s booming voice reverberates across the room. Meanwhile, Connor’s LED is flashing yellow as he tries to process both the image of Hank in a tuxedo and find who Boy Wonder and Christian Bale are. Christian Bale has played Batman, but never Robin and Connor finds himself increasingly confused by Hank’s description.
--------------------------------------------------------------------9 months after the revolution, a contraband android gives Hank and Connor a lead into the upper echelons of Detroit's mafia. Much to Hank's chagrin, a black-tie charity event is their best shot at tracking down the mob. Problem is, Hank doesn't do tuxedos. Connor seizes the opportunity to give Hank the ultimate makeover he never asked for.
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“Robert hadn’t expected to hook up with anyone when he decided to go out for the night but fuck if he didn’t need this. He had to admit he was going a little crazy doing nothing other than being Mecha Man and returning home broken and exhausted. He had left his apartment just to grab a drink and for a change of scenery but that had quickly changed when the man above him approached with an offer to buy him a drink.”
A one night stand changes Robert’s life forever.
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23 Nov 2025
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The missing scene where Robert and Flambae reach a mutual understanding.
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- Part 1 of Flambert Post-Canon
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14 Nov 2025
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“Is this because of the bar?”
Flambae smiled, leaning closer, "Yes. You're my hero. Let me repay you for that shiner.”
“God, has no one in your life just been nice to you on purpose? I didn’t do it for selfish reasons.”
Flambae kissed his chin gently, their facial hair scratching together, “I know. Let me show you how much that meant to little old me.”
It was manipulative. Highly inappropriate. And wrong.
So very wrong.
“Just make it quick.”
// AKA FLAMBAE REALIZES HE WANTS ROBERT CARNALLY AND MAKES IT HIS PROBLEM //
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12 Nov 2025
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How to Avoid Your Ex During a Wedding Countdown: By Robert Robertson the Third by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
19 Nov 2025
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Two years after his breakup with his ex, Robert gets a wedding invitation to his friends', Janelle and Colm, special ceremony. Despite some hidden conflicts, he's willing to put things aside for them and their special day.
Problem is, that also involves seeing said ex. Yikes.
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- Part 1 of Anon's Flambert AUs!!
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10 Nov 2025
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Flambae is fully aware he has become infatuated by Robert Robertson, but he has no idea what he's supposed to do about it.
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- Part 1 of Can a Heart Be Turned to Stone?
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10 Nov 2025