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Draco Malfoy woke up married, employed, and utterly confused. Why was he in Grimmauld Place? Who hired him as a Hogwarts professor? How did he acquire a husband? Good thing his aforementioned husband was apparently the Head Auror. Harry Potter was used to saving the world, right?
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28 Feb 2026
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What You Do With Your Life, A.H.K.B.C.B. (After the Hero Kills the Batshit Crazy Bastard) by oldenuf2nb
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2008
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Draco Malfoy had waited years in hope of seeing Harry Potter utterly humiliated....
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27 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.
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26 Feb 2026
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“It’s not that, alright?” Arthur says with a huff. “It was me. My fault. That we got busted.”
Percy’s eyes are round. “What?”
“I pissed someone off.”
Gwaine is confused. “What, like you stole his shit?”
“… Like I walked out on him in the middle of the night while he’s still sleeping.” Arthur scratches his head. “He’s my ex.”
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06 Jan 2026
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Arthur's meddling sister hires him a new assistant. The issue is, Arthur keeps forgetting to introduce himself to them. At this point, it's getting embarrassing – and where do these sandwiches keep coming from?
OR: the author spent her sick day writing nearly 10k of Merthur.
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05 Jan 2026