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    Jazz does not expect his day to start with an invasion of the Titan colony, Saturn's largest moon.

    He certainly does not expect to be dragged to the breach-portal itself and rigging it to blow.

    And does he really have to say he's taken by surprise when that portal takes him across the galaxy, face to visor with the oddest Jaegers he's ever seen?

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    14 Mar 2026

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    holy sHIT this is good. every sentence has such a rich belief in humanity—and when it's focused on cybertronians, there's an equally deep belief in hope.

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    So I have been collecting lists and translations of Khuzdul from all over the web and decided to post what I have for you all.

    Mainly terms of endearments and little phrases...

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Ways in which Jazz from keferon's Mecha Pilot Jazz AU could figure out the Cybertronians are the mechs instead of pilots inside them. (and vice versa)

    (The chapter subtitles list was getting too long. I'm moving the first 20 to the actual chapters.)

    21: A derailed discussion
    22: Before I figured out Megatron
    23: Life of the party
    24: Diplomatic immunity
    25: Tactically
    26: Being too cute (added a detail to notes Sept 12 2025)
    27: Inconsiderate neighbors
    28: Sole candidate
    29: Getting proactive
    30: Heat wave
    31: First aid
    32: Second aid (follows from first aid)

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    13 Mar 2026

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    holy shit :0

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    Mecha pilot au by keferon

    Prowl meets a strange mech on a Decepticon space station.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    When Mahal himself offers to send Thorin back to the start of the quest to save the line of Durin, he is determined to make amends for all of the mistakes he made the first time around.

    When Bilbo wakes up in Bag End eighty years in the past, all he knows is that he has somehow been given the chance to see his beloved dwarves again and he'll be damned if he doesn't take it.

    Both dwarf and hobbit are desperate to prevent the quest from ending in tragedy, but neither will be able to do it on their own. They'll need to work together if they want to keep the entire Company alive and whole --but first they need to realize that they are not alone in their efforts, and they have to stop getting in each other's way at every turn they make.

    Hopefully, they'll learn some things this time that they failed to learn before. And maybe, just maybe, they'll find their happy ending that both have been yearning for.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    And so came it to pass that Durin the Deathless, First of Dwarrow-kind, the Eldest of the Seven Fathers, King of Khazad-dûm, found himself unrelentingly bound to a small chunk of blue stone pocketed by one Belladonna Took on her journey home from a well accomplished adventure.

    Years, and multiple adventures later, Belladonna Took – by then Belladonna Baggins – settled into Bag End, and gave birth to a child named Bilbo Baggins, to whom this stone was always meant to belong.

    It is with this one small Hobbit that the ghostly Durin is to change the tides of Middle Earth, save his legacy, and rewrite this unwritten history before them.

    Additionally/And/Or: In which Durin the Deathless does not accept the finality of his lineage and submits his complaints to Mahal and Yavanna.

    Becoming glued to a rock and a Hobbit was not part of his request, but he was Too Vague and forgot to Read the Fine Print.

    Also, Hobbits are far too endearing even to Ancient Mostly Dead Monarchs.

    Finally, and most importantly, to any Dwarf asking, it isn't technically breaking any rules if the ghost beside you works as a translator for super secret Dwarvish languages.

    All Chapters Updated and Edited as of 10/16/21

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Don't go to this fandom much but this is excellent

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    Jin Zixuan has to have dinner with his father. He invites his family along.

    All of his family.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Lan Wangji has grown up hearing stories of the feared Yiling Laozu, who kidnaps young boys--including his childhood best friend, Wei Ying.

    When a Lan child is taken, Lan Wangji travels to the Yiling Laozu's lair in the Burial Mounds.

    He does not find what he expected.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Hooooly shit. This is. This is so good. Hurts, but it's good

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    Danny’s eyes were fixed on the locker, never-moving, as though he could see straight through the wall and over to the other side. For a split second, Kwan could have even sworn that Danny’s eyes shone silver, like the eyes of a deer, glowing under headlights.

    What the fuck, he thought.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Various fragments where Loki ending up falling off that bridge to a very different place indeed... Karakura.

    Going to be a bunch of various fic pieces uploaded as I dig them out.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    The problem with CT Wei was, lamentably, not incompetence. Incompetence was a failing no one at the Gusu Bureau of Cultivation could forgive. Had he been incompetent, he would have already been dismissed from his position. No, the problem with CT Wei was far worse: he was friendly.

     

     

     

     

     

    There's a new forensic cultivator in the GBC.

    Lan Wangji is unimpressed.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Lan Wangji's travels take him to a nondescript yet somehow painfully familiar seaside town. His reception is unusual; he is met with wistful stares and frantic whispers, and it all comes crashing down when the inn's proprietress utters a name he hasn’t heard in years.

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    Or, Lan Wangji accidentally ends up in his mother’s hometown.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    “Did you break the ward to come in?” Lan Wangji asks, point-blank. He has his sword out and pointed at Wei Wuxian, no bothering with niceties like hello I’m Lan Wangji, and you are?

    Wei Wuxian eyes the sword, but doesn’t react. He keeps lazing back on the roof, casually drinking his wine, as if this is the usual way he meets new people. (And maybe it is! I don’t know your life, Wei Wuxian!)

    Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian meet on Season 8 of The Cultivation World. Ouyang Zizhen writes the recaps.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Six Months Post-Winter War.

    Six months after the end of the Winter War, Kurosaki Ichigo is but a shadow of his former self: powerless, aimless, and drifting through a world he no longer feels connected to. Struggling with the loss of his powers, the distance created by his family and friends, Ichigo would probably be a far more depressed mess if not for Uryū's surprising support. The days blur into a quiet, aching monotony but everything changes when a new destiny unfolds all because of a school field trip to the Higurashi Shrine.

    Because naturally, the moment Ichigo gets too close to a suspicious old well, he gets kidnapped by some half-naked woman centipede thing and ends up in feudal Japan. Oh, he also learns he’s the reincarnation of some powerful priestess named Kikyo. Now he’s in a world full of demons, angry half-demons that keep shooting him weird looks, oh and of course, dealing with a mysterious new jewel causing more problems than it's worth...

    The crossover no one asked for yet I wrote anyway.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Wei Ying was pretty sure his next door neighbor Lan Qiren hated him until he adopted A-Yuan. Now he’s bringing by disgustingly healthy food, taking Wei Ying and A-Yuan to family dinners, and let’s not even mention the nephews he keeps hinting Wei Ying should meet. Is it possible Wei Ying, consummate orphan, has found a family in his grumpy old neighbor?

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Birthday fic for piratequeenoftheeasternseas who gave the prompt "morality."

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    24 Feb 2026

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    It starts with a game of cat and mouse.

    Well, he isn’t a mouse. And those definitely aren’t cats chasing him. It isn’t even chasing, though it feels like it. Feels like every time he turns around there’s some sort of bat or bird themed freak trying to get close. All he wants to do is fly. All he wants to do is see the stars above the smog, and maybe let his eyes adjust to the light pollution a bit to spot Orion’s Belt or Ursa Major. It isn’t his fault he tends to get distracted by a voice yelling for help.

    Ok, maybe it kind of is his fault that he finds himself in the middle of Crime Alley and maybe it is a bit of old habits not dying (hah) that he can’t give up the need to help. He died a boy but came back a hero, and he’s a creature of habit.

    (Or, Danny hides out in Crime Alley after escaping his parents' lab. Red Robin just wants to be his friend. Red Hood doesn't know what he wants, and makes up his mind after the Doctors Fenton catch up to Danny.)

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Brainstorm was silent, field indicating nothing. Perceptor calculated whether it would be more logical or illogical to wait, and concluded the latter. Brainstorm made rapid decisions, and had not formerly needed encouragement to voice them, but that had been millions of stellar cycles ago. “I would appreciate promptness in your rejection.”

     

     

     

    “Who said anything about rejecting?” Brainstorm tipped his head to the side. “I’m just trying to make sure I’ve got this straight in my processor. You performed ethically dubious, untested, methodologically uncertain engineering on yourself. Because you missed me.”

     

    Perceptor deleted all of his emotions for a reason. After the Quintesson threat leads Optimus Prime to push through the Autobot-Decepticon Alliance, that reason no longer applies. Fixing the situation is going to take some trial and error...and a self-proclaimed genius.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    I barely know these guys but this was a very good read

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    I was on Tumbler and found this AU prompt:

    “it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au

    And this was born. Enjoy!

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Tim gets Isekai'd a few times, which is really inconvenient. The guy (meta? ghost? half-ghost?) who keeps helping him is cute though, so it's okay. Well, it's not okay, but it could be worse. Probably.

    OR

    Five Times Tim Fell Through a Portal and One Time He Didn't

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    19 Feb 2026

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