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Meat Kanaya finally confronts Rosebot.
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A private conversation between a mother and her baby.
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Kanaya wants to celebrate Rose's 15th birthday, with the minimum of resources they have on the meteor.
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A story about a lonely boy and the wreckage he inherited for a family.
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KANAYA: What
KANAYA: The Hell Is That
KANAYA: On Your Face
ROSE: Do I look dashing to you? Overcame with newfound irresistible desire?
KANAYA: I Was Going To Say Horrifically Ugly -
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Rose asks Kanaya about her ability to taste blood flavors.
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In spite of the newfound odds and shoulder-weighing responsibilities that comes with rearing offspring, Rose and Kanaya try to get it on.
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- Part 23 of marylonde family shenanigans
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In which Kanaya tries to make small talk for the first time with Rose.
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Rose and Kanaya take their daughter to meet a terribly underwhelming mall Santa.
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How To Make Your Wife Laugh With A Poor Jake English Impression by Paech
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Sep 2024
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Rose and Kanaya engage in pointless teasing on a Friday afternoon.
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Rose and Kanaya watch Troll Twilight in secret.
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In an effort to practice bonding exercises (and from Kanaya's insistence), Rose takes her twelve year old daughter horseback riding.
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- Part 21 of marylonde family shenanigans
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Karkat finds out Rose and Kanaya’s completely mundane and boring way of recreation.
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Rose and Kanaya give into Lilith’s request to eat at a dubiously rated restaurant.
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- Part 22 of marylonde family shenanigans
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After twenty four years of marriage, Rose reflects on her fulfilling and at times tedious relationship with Kanaya.
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In her natural nepo-baby status, Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde flexes off her wealth.
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Rose commits a mistake in making an assumption about Kanaya's alien biology.
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Rose and Kanaya engage in a snarky horseshit game of increasingly saccharine and fatuous nicknames.
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Kanaya demands Rose to stop being a neet.
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Rose and Kanaya endure an important and unexpected decision in their marriage.