Panzyqueen
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Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S.
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01 Nov 2025
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“You want to fight me, tonight?”
“Yes,” Ed gasps, “oh, God, Stede, yes, you fucking — ah,” and Stede, the bastard, kisses up Ed’s jaw to suck at his earlobe because that’s one of the spots he knows hits Ed right in the cock, lights him up like lightning, and if Ed wasn’t hard before he’s fucking aching for it now.
Ed and Stede play one of their favourite games.
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15 Jul 2025
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Stede's newly out and learning to explore his desires, so naturally he jumps feet first into a kink forum, where he finds TieMeUp69 asking for a stranger to fulfill a very specific fantasy: he'll be bound to his bed, and he wants someone he's never met to break into his house and have their way with him.
Stede volunteers, and then panics a little... and then spends half their time together theatre-workshopping his character motivation. It's everything Ed ever wanted, and everything he never knew he wanted, too. They're bound together from the start ❤️
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- Part 9 of Silly Spicy Sweet One-Shots
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30 Jun 2025
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All stand-alone meet-cute stories for our boys! some au! some not! Can all be read as individual works :)
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- 69,329
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- 24
- Bookmarks:
- 42
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21 May 2025
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the feud [or, edward teach vs. the lycra warrior] by foxtails
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Apr 2023
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Mr Cyclist clearly wasn’t a one off, because once again, he’s in Ed’s seat. He’s in Ed’s seat and his stupid bike is propped up next to him, and he’s wearing a lot of lycra. Full outfit. Like he’s some kind of serious professional cyclist. A serious professional cyclist taking a break to drink tea and eat cake in Ed’s seat. At Ed’s favourite cafe. It’s not a competition or anything, but Ed used to be properly famous. Ed was a professional athlete. Kinda. He was a professional athlete, and he still engages with his sport, even if he doesn’t compete in it. He was here first. So if this guy and his lycra and his expensive looking bike are here to steal Ed’s thunder, he’s not gonna go down quietly. Or easily.
or: Edward Teach vs. the Lycra Warrior that he absolutely, definitely, 100% does not desire carnally. At all. Shut up, Lucius.
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07 May 2025