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Exploding Head Syndrome by foolscapper
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
12 Aug 2018
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Tony's having a hard time remembering how he crossed the distance from the grassy knoll to Peter, and he can't really recollect how his hands ended up on either side of the kid's face. Before he knows it, he's gripping the kid's shoulders just as tightly as Rhodey had gripped his own, his hands trembling. "Pete, kid, c'mon. Say something. If you don't say something I'm gonna seriously lose it here. Don't fucking do this."
A pair of headphones rattle around Pete's neck. Tony's shaking him.
Maybe he'll come to, like a half-drowned puppy you pull out of the gutter.
Then just as suddenly he's not shaking him, because Quill is prying his hands back from the kid protectively, and Strange's palm is pushing Tony's shoulder to put some distance between him and the boy. Everyone knows Peter is a special case, for him. A special mission set aside to complete. He promised May. He promised Peter. He held him while he disintegrated. He washed him down a sink and apologized in multitudes. Someone seethes, "What do you mean, he didn't come back? What do you mean?" and he recognizes it belatedly as his own voice.
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Everyone comes back, when the snap is undone. Or, well — almost everyone.
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29 Jan 2026
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this is the life by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2021
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An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.
Or:
Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.
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- 10/10
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25 Jan 2026
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Inimitable by deniigiq
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2018
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“Peter, is it supposed to be doing that?” One of his students asked him. He looked up to see the industrial-strength magnets he’d collected for this lab trying to crack through the glass between them to be reunited. The glass splintered.
“Yeah, no. That’s totally fine,” he lied. Then he inconspicuously chased everyone to the corner of the lab, donned a glove, and smashed the glass so that it wouldn’t splinter and stab someone in the eye in its explosion.
His students cheered.
He needed a drink.
(Peter gets called back to the city at the age of 25 to help mitigate the rapidly increasing crime rate. He's in way over his head, so he sets out to re-establish Team Red.)
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- Part 1 of Inimitable Verse
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Recently, Peter has been genuinely considering telling Wade who he is out of the suit. The thought doesn’t scare him as much as he thought it would. When his aunt May passed away a few years ago, Deadpool was there for him through it all. He took Peter’s patrols when he was too depressed to, gave Peter space when he needed it, invaded it when necessary, and let Peter crash at his for a few months. Those few months were enough to make Peter realize that he trusted Deadpool wholeheartedly.
There is something holding Peter back, though.
It’s that Peter’s current life is just kind of pathetic, and Peter doesn’t want Deadpool seeing him that way. Deadpool likes to theorize about what Peter does for work, since he’s “So smart for a smartass”. Oftentimes, what he guesses are way above what Peter could possibly achieve at the moment. He also thinks that Peter lives in a nice apartment somewhere uptown. Something with lots of sunlight and expensive furniture. All of these scenarios were wrong, of course. They couldn’t be further from the truth if they tried. So, he'll hold off on telling Deadpool who he is until Peter gets his life together.
That is until Deadpool crashed into Peter Parker's life unexpectedly.
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21 Jan 2026
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gunpowder and firewood by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jun 2022
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It’s almost impossible to find a good love story these days. Disney thinks they have a monopoly on fairytales, and heterosexuals think they have a monopoly on Disney, so China’s got a pretty solid lock on me and Spidey slinging off into the sunset on the big screen. If I want accurate representation of the pansexual disaster I am, I have to come to this back-alley dumpster of a website that’s older than most of the characters it makes fuck. (Probably half its users, too. Christ. Go skip ropes or something.)
I’m not even asking for a super intense, NC-17, hardcore portrayal of my love life, just something where we get to kiss or hold hands or something cute like that. I want to share a milkshake with a hot radioactive were-arachnid. I want a fun little romance. That’s all.
Anyway, so I’m railing this guy I met on Grindr, right, and he’s a sweating, slobbering wreck about it.
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Wade gets a friend with benefits to fill the Spideypool-shaped void.
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- Part 1 of gunpowder trilogy
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13 Jan 2026