Paradoxysm
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Jin Zixuan died at Qiongqi Path. Then, Wei Wuxian brought him back. But what place does Koi Tower have for a fierce corpse?
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- Part 1 of fierce corpse Jin Zixuan
- Part 6 of author's mdzs faves
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25 Jan 2026
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i help raise hundreds of children (i get to see them growing up) by iamtheelvenprince
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Apr 2022
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They were only halfway through the list, and it was past nine, but the courtesy names for the war orphans…with no parents or relatives to name them, it was a Sect Leader’s duty to provide a courtesy name. Unfortunately for Xichen and, by extension, Wangji, that meant over fifty war orphans to name, as well as gift forehead ribbons to.
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Jiang Cheng tossed the name out in the middle of the awkward silence. As one, the Jin’s turned to stare at him; a grape surrounded by temperamental golden geese. It was a perfectly fine name. A Gentleman of Flowers. How long ago it had seemed, drinking soup in that dingy courtyard in Yiling.Series
- Part 7 of Of Bunnies and Childhood Dreams
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21 Jan 2026
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“I told you to get her spayed but you didn't listen,” Ling Wen groaned, crossing her arms over her chest.
“Female cats should at least have one litter before they get spayed, Noble Jie.”
Shi Wudu buried his head in his hands. “Are cat abortions a thing?”
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Aka: the one where shi wudu's expensive cat, shi qingxuan, accidentally got pregnant by a street stray and he is left to deal with the aftermathSeries
- Part 9 of Beefleaf oneshots
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12 Jan 2026
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First Utterance by ragnarok89
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Oct 2025
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Drabble. “I’m yours for tonight.”
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- Part 17 of Kinktober/Whumptober 2025
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26 Nov 2025
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Alhaitham has a lot of enemies.
Kaveh doesn’t doubt that his life is in moderate danger. He’s not stupid, only annoyed and becoming increasingly more miserable as the days drag on. It’s been three months, and Alhaitham still hasn’t found a person to transfer the title to. He’s made at least three meals every day to feed both of them. He carefully inspects every ingredient with his Dendro Vision before he buys it. He hasn’t gone out at night without a highly-ranked Matra tailing behind. He checks the lock twice when he goes out and when he turns in for the night, even after Alhaitham has already done it.
That’s the only pleasure he takes from this experience; Alhaitham has to follow the same restrictions that he put on Kaveh. It’s unfortunate that Alhaitham is as emotionally stunted as a frog and doesn’t express his discontent as jovially as Kaveh does.
Due to his close association with Alhaitham, Kaveh has an angry red target on his back for all the people Alhaitham has ever made an enemy of to aim for. If anyone wants to hurt Alhaitham, they would have to do it through Kaveh.
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Day 1: Drugging | Sick | >Poisoned<
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- Part 1 of fish in a birdcage (whumptober 2023)
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16 Nov 2025