Pat_Springwoof



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    Robert isn't at work. Robert. The same guy that came in just hours after being EXPLODED. Is not at work.
    Why?

    [OR: Robert takes a day to get his head right after everything and the Z-Team takes this personally. And also get some insight to his.. weird relationship with food? Kinda?]

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Flustering A Stone Wall
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    Z-Team's dispatcher has been described, both by them and others, as a 'perpetually dead inside motherfucker'. He never seems to get bashful, or worked up, at any of their goddamn flirtations.

    Maybe they've just been going about it the wrong way
    [Or: different times Z-Team has accidentally flustered Robert through displays of care]

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Because Robert said he wanted to grow closer with the z-team, Chase has decided to bring cartridges with embarrassing videos from Robert's past. At least, they're supposed to be embarrassing, but the z-team has a bad habit of picking the traumatic ones.
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    Dispatch (roughly after the events of episodes 3 and 4 but if THAT didn't happen)
    Trigger Warning: Blood, poison, child endangerment, implied neglectful parent, mentioned chronic pain

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    22 Jan 2026

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    An Alternate Universe in which Robert Robertson the Third is immortal.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Visi was about to put her hand on Robert's shoulder to steady him when he suddenly lunged forward. Before she knew what was happening she was lying on the ground, Robert kneeling on top of her.

    "Rob–"

    She didn't get a chance to finish. With a precision that should've been impossible for a temporarily blinded man, he pulled his arm back and punched her in the throat.

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    Or: Three times Z-Team realizes just how much Robert fights like a feral creature.

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    15 Jan 2026