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The Third Life of Bree Tanner by Patchwork_of_ideas
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
12 May 2025
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In case this isn't evident, Bree survives. She is introverted and insecure and she struggles with Bella's scent but begins to integrate into the Cullen household. I am following the cannon timeline of events as far as is possible but this could be influenced by Bree's presence.
Work in progress
Chapters fairly short so that I can update more quickly
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Harry Potter and the Best Laid Plans by viciousmouse
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2020
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While returning to his past has been more of a challenge than Harry expected, he has still managed to find time to make sure his young friends are looked after. But Harry is beginning to realise that juggling his past and his future is more difficult than he expected, and controlling the timeline is more complicated than he thought.
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Ticket Backwards.Series
- Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Ticket Backwards
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12 Jan 2026
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Neither Can Live While the Other is High by ScaredyCrow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2021
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Murtlap essence gets expensive, so the DA seeks out other forms of pain relief to help those who suffer through detentions with Umbridge. While searching through the Forbidden Forest, they stumble upon a patch of an odd, non-magical plant called “cannabis.”
Elsewhere in the British Isles, Voldemort prepares for an important meeting.
Or: Harry doesn’t know what weed is, and Voldemort suffers the consequences.
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30 Sep 2025
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30 Sep 2025
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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22 Sep 2025
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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- 3/3
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19 Sep 2025