PeculiarOreo
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Dave Strider, human, crash lands on Alternia after deciding to play a game with his good friend Rose.
Karkat Vantas, troll, finds a bleeding alien in his hive just as morning is breaking.
What ensues is the strangest rollercoaster of relationships and shenanigans that either of them have ever experienced.
Come on down and see some Dave on Alternia tomfoolery. More chapters on the way.
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That’s stupid, though. You know how these things work—with Rose and Kanaya joined at the hip, Terezi and Vriska so inseparable they’ve synched up their sleeping schedules down to the minute, and Gamzee fucking around in the ventilation system like the ginormous creep he’s rapidly becoming, Dave’s options for someone to kill time with have been reduced to you and you alone. There’s nothing special about this, and there isn’t any reason you should want there to be, either. You are in the right place at the right time, as is he for you. End of the story.
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19 Apr 2023
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"Other actual human beings, but as distant to you as if they too were citizens of some far away planet, as real as characters in movies. You’d never really dared speak to them besides whatever perfunctory interactions were necessary to facilitate the purchase of a fuckton of frozen burritos and bags of chips. You’d never gone to school, never had a babysitter, never so much as played with some random asshole kids in the park. You’d known without asking that your Bro would never have tolerated that. So for the longest time, no one else really existed in your world."
While belatedly learning how to interact with people in real life, Dave experiences a lot of firsts, and the world changes. Or maybe he does.
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18 Apr 2023
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Karkat Vantas didn’t go to goddamn medical school to treat drunk teenagers that brained themselves stupid at Action Park. In fact, he didn’t go to medical school at all, which was weird considering he’s the head of first aid for the park.
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In which Karkat makes a bet that Dave can’t last the whole summer without getting injured on the job. Unfortunately, they happen to work in the most dangerous amusement park in North America, so the odds are stacked against him.
(1980s Action Park AU)
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13 Apr 2023
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I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.
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06 Mar 2023
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Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally immigrating to Earth.
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