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  1. Rec 14

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    DIRK: damn karkat
    DIRK: you really did miss me didnt you
    DIRK: me, dave strider

    Karkat's not paying much attention to the quality of Dirk's Dave impersonation. He's entirely occupied with his partner right now, how good it feels to be on his lap, and how warm “Dave’s” hands feel on his bare skin.

    KARKAT: OF COURSE I MISSED YOU, ASSHOLE.
    KARKAT: I ALWAYS DO.

    Dirk swaps outfits with Dave. Karkat is an idiot. Dirk didn't know Karkat and Dave were dating. Now Dirk knows. This is just a quickly written crackfic.

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    20 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 3

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    Dirk gets a call from John at an ungodly hour.

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    19 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 35

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    ' Herm smiles between them, clearing his throat. “Did you— mean it?— Actually? That we could— If you— you know?”

    Chad looks down at Herm, wiping his mouth before wrapping his arm back around them both. “What? You gotta say it. Communication, or some shit.” He can practically hear the grin.

    Herm’s face flushes with heat, and Robert’s rough hand is scratching at his scalp again. It’s soothing, and he finds his words quickly with the support. “Where if you— you were hard when you were asleep? If we woke up we could— pleasure— use you?” '

     

    Chad keeps waking his boyfriends up. They don't find a solution, but it's a fun way to deal with it.

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    16 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 29

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    Herman's powers make him pee often. The bathrooms are usually empty after work. Usually.

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    16 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 42

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    When Waterboy decided to stay late to get some cleaning done, he wasn't aware that there was still one other person left in the building. Not that he is complaining when it leads to an unexpected encounter after hours.

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    “Sor—Sorry,” he instinctually apologized, trying not to squirm as he felt his lower body react to the minimal skin contact.

    “You better apologize,” Flambae’s voice sounded harsh, making it even more awkward that Herm could feel himself getting harder with every second he spent in the other man’s presence. “I don’t train so hard every day for you to stop at staring."

    A warm hand grabbed his sweaty one, dragging it up until Waterboy’s palm made contact with Flambae’s muscular chest. “Don’t be shy. Touch me, you little voyeur.”

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    02 Dec 2025