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When you're around, it's sometimes already alright by IzumoKaiju8
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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Robert has chronic pain and is depressed.
He needs heat therapy or some shit
Flambae is a hothead and a perfect heating pad.
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Chad woke up sweaty and flustered. He just had a dream about Robert. A wet dream. While he tried to fathom how that could have happened, he realised he soon had to face Robert at work. Though first he had to get rid of his hardness. That was Robert’s fault.
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Waterboy is hit with a truth serum at work. Everyone finds it hilarious. Everyone, except one incredibly hot, easily irritable hero.
The two heroes manage to find some middle ground in the parking lot later that day.
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"What are you thinking about?" Robert suddenly asked, interrupting Herm’s daydreaming.
"Flambae naked," Waterboy confessed, immediately regretting not taking the offered day off.
There was spluttering on the other end of the line and a noise that sounded suspiciously like a window shattering.
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- Part 6 of Set Fire to the Rain
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Throwing the used bin bag into his cart, a pile of clothes just crumpled on one of the benches caught Waterboy's eye. He didn't feel right just leaving someone's belongings like that so made his way over with the intent to at the very least folding the clothing. Picking up the mass of fabric, it turned out to be a a black hero suit with orange flamed trims and it still felt warm to the touch. A heat started to wash over him as he thought of the exposed tanned chest and abs of Flambae. He was a very handsome man in Waterboy's opinion and he would be lying if he hadn't had a wet dream or two about the pyromaniac, though he guessed all his dreams would be classed as wet.
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The race didn't just break Robert Robertson III’s leg; it shattered his reality. Two weeks out of a coma and forced into early retirement, the former prodigy is certain his life in the fast lane is over.
But the paddock isn't done with him yet.
Instead of chasing championships, Robert finds himself managing SDN: the most dysfunctional team in Formula 1 history. Now, he has to trade his helmet for a headset and wrangle a garage full of blacklisted drivers, disgraced engineers, and functioning alcoholics.
A Dispatch x Formula 1 AU where the Z-Team tries to keep the car on the asphalt and out of the wall.
Inspired by the artwork by @semoyed on X.
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Robert rubbed his temples. "Alright, polyamory. But—"
He hesitated.
"How does that work, exactly?"
Malevola sighed—then leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees. "Alright, dumbass. Basic breakdown. Communication. Honesty. Boundaries."
"But like. I don't get it. You just get to...date and fuck whoever?"
"You're thinking way too black and white, idiot."
Sonar sighed. "That'd be the dream though. Infinite puss."
Malevola ignored him. "It's a lot more complicated than monogamous relationships. It's all about needs, desires, insecurities."
"But people are different. What if it doesn't match up?"
"Then you talk it out. Figure out compromises. Decide if you can meet those needs—or if you aren't compatible."
Robert stared at his phone. His thumb brushed over the background; Visi holding Beef.
"So. Now that we've educated you—what are you gonna do?"
"...I don't know."
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The Z-Team were all bound to be together anyways.
A messy slow burn towards the Z-Team's kitchen table polycule, with fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, & smut along the way!
(HR hates them.)
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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Один Фламбе — хорошо, а два — адский, блядь, кошмар.
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- Part 2 of flambert: our time has come
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Why do I find it so hard to love you (When I know in my heart that I want to?) by schlattsune_miku
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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The Z-Team is having an outing on their day off! Its also Robert's day off, and he's lasted longer than any other dispatcher they've had.
Title name came from Late Nights & Heartbreak.
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Robert Robertson knows better than to get involved with heroes.
As a dispatcher — and the man behind Mecha Man — distance, control, and professionalism keep him alive.
Flambae is everything that makes that difficult.
Loud. Volatile. Fire-powered.
And far too close.One night out, one drink too many, and a series of unwanted proximities blur lines Robert has spent years maintaining. What starts as irritation, obligation, and liability management slowly becomes something harder to ignore.
This was never supposed to be personal.
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Everyone and their mother knows that suppressants aren’t foolproof. They’re not a one size fits all like the pharmaceutical companies tout them to be. Some meds are better for omegas than others, but price and availability limits their usage. It’s a whole thing that Robert has learned to live with.
So, when one of the members of Z-Team is going into a rut because of a mysterious drug, the suppressants aren't as effective as they should be. Robert decides to hole up for a day in hopes he’s only going into pre-heat and not a full blown heat.
What he gets is help from an alpha that he never expected.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch Nontraditional A/B/O Universe
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Burnt coffee surprisingly pairs well with chili peppers by Nova_gala
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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Au where Robert actually did die but came back as a ghost haunting Flambae. Why? Cus he's literally dead and bored out of his mind and coincidentally the most interesting person he's met was the fire torch guy in an awfully revealing spandex he caught and put into prison!
Or: Ghost!Robert was bored and shenanigans ensure!
Ft. Flambae too ig
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Feeling violent, but not enough to hurt you. by The_Tomatonator
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Waterboy gets hit by a wierd villains power and turns into a villain in some way.
How will the Z-Team and especially Robert handle all of this?(I'm bad at summarizing, srry)
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Robert Robertson's plan to drink alone is foiled by an already drunken Flambae, who then buys Robert a few drinks. After the night gets a little carried away, neither of the two remembers what happened. That's until the Z-team starts talking about some video Prism sent them all. The two men get relentlessly teased as they try to piece together what happened.
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“Hold up, hold up!” Prism chuckled, handing him the orange, square-shaped cover. “You better read yours.”
“For what? I already know what it says. ‘ Flambae is amazing, and so fucking strong, and hot, and I’m a bitch! Also, he’s hot’. “
She raised a brow.
Shoulders dropping, he opened the folder, and his eyes dimmed slightly.
“ ‘Chad is the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.’
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The Z-Team get their hands on Robert’s reports about them. Flambae doesn’t like what he finds, and makes sure Robert knows.
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After getting drunk at an office party, Robert finds himself in a mess he hates but can't get enough of.
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Chase spent his early years helping a villain named MechaMan, sometimes reluctantly babysitting his son Robert. Many years later, when Project Phoenix finally started gaining momentum, Chase knew exactly who the perfect candidate for reform would be.
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just some spicy waterboy and robert stuff ;p
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Soulmate marks appear when you meet your soulmate. If the bond is strong enough, you feel echoes of each other's pain.
Robert Robertson III got his mark three years ago and doesn't remember who gave it to him. Flambae was arrested by Mecha Man three years ago, has been hiding his mark ever since that day.
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Two people connected by pain, by destiny, by a bond they can't escape. Both carrying three years of suffering. Both trying to figure out what it means to be soulmates when the connection started with trauma.
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Flambae was on the way to succes. He was a hero with not horrible rating, had reconnected with his family, had a good salary and he got along with his coworkers.
He had his moments, but Flambae was starting to lose his usual irascible self when he actually had nothing to be angry about. It weirded him and his friends out, but that was life, he guessed. It turned out that getting in a program to better his life had actually made his life better. Everything was working for him, except for one very infuriating thing.--------
How Flambae realized that he was into Robert Robertson III and how he embarrased himself trying to act like he wasn't.
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After fifteen years of throwing himself into danger as Mecha Man, Robert Robertson III finally expects the end to come. During a confrontation with his lifelong nemesis Shroud, Robert is tricked into an ambush that destroys the last of the Mecha Man armor, his family’s legacy, and sends him plummeting to earth in a fiery explosion.
He dies.
And then he wakes up.
Doctors discover that Robert possesses a previously unknown superpower: he can’t die.