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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    First time ever posting! I love Blitzwing and I haven’t found many x reader fanfics of him tailored to my tastes. This was written in the middle of the night and has no preplanned plot, I hope you enjoy this shit show I haven’t proof read.
    PS. There is a very low chance I’ll ever finish this

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    17 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Instead of Starscream being the well-known and feared Second-In-Command of the Decepticons, he’s practically an urban legend among Autobots and Decepticons alike, only known through vague prisoner-of-war stories and scattered attributions of battle plans and weapon designs. Most mecha are of the opinion that this “Starscream” is a mere myth to make Megatron look more menacing, and others (notably the Autobot spec-ops) often make jokes about ‘Spooky Screamer’ whenever a particularly strange case pops up.

    This changes when Jazz and his team uncover an abandoned Decepticon laboratory on Earth, only to find a dying seekerlet locked in its depths.

    And thus, Starscream is no longer a myth.

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    29 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    When Starscream sacrificed himself to prove that Unicron was a real threat, he expected to die, but he didn't. Instead, he's now stuck in a universe similar to his own along with his mini-con partner Swindle and the human Alexis. The displaced trio caught in the middle of a race between the Autobots of Team Prime and the Decepticons to retrieve dangerous artifacts. Will they find a way back to their own world, or will they remain trapped in this strange place?

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    07 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Some awful, twisting feeling in his internals makes him choke down purge, which– What? That doesn’t feel like fear, fear feels like quivering wings and too bright optics and spinning spark. This feels like the, the traitor has the phase shifter and he’s rooting around in his midsection, like he’s tugging at something. His tank lurches– He watches as a huge section of wall is demolished and he hears a triumphant chorus of roars– He shrieks as he loses consciousness, overwhelmed by all encompassing agony–

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    Starscream has slag luck—more than perhaps treachery and scheming, he's known for his complete and utter lack of lucky breaks. So imagine his surprise when he's scrambling to evade fiery, painful death in the maws of three rather incensed Predacons one minute and staring a dead mech in the face the next.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Sam Witwicky and ancient relics had never exactly had the most stable of... err, relationships, for lack of a better word. To be specific, Cybertronian relics. To be even more specific, Sam Witwicky, Matrixes and the Primes.
    After accomplishing what he first thought would be a suicide mission, Sam was whisked away to Cybertron, in a new frame, with new abilities, an old friend/pain in the aft stuck in his head, and a mission to save a world before doomed to destruction and death.
    How saving and raising the sparkling, youngling and mechling selves of former allies, family and sworn enemies is supposed to do that, he has no idea. Well, at least they're cute.

    Hey, no no no, don't touch that!
    His children are going to deactivate him before any mysterious great evil ever gets the chance!

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    05 Apr 2026