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Hermione Granger's Guide to Ditching Your Wizard by accioblondie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Oct 2025
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“Divorce technically isn’t our only option,” Hermione said absentmindedly. “Malfoy could die within the next two years, for example.”
Malfoy turned to her, eyes blazing. “Either of us could die, Granger. I don’t appreciate the insinuation of it being me.”
“I didn’t say it for you to appreciate it. It’s merely a fact.”
Malfoy turned to Kinglsey. “If nothing else can nullify our impending nuptials, surely Granger exhibiting the markers for premeditated murder should?”
Granger rolled her eyes. “If I were going to murder you, I wouldn’t be stupid enough to plan it with the Minister For Magic.”
Malfoy mockingly put his hand against his heart. “Oh, that’s such a relief. I much prefer the idea of being murdered in the spur of the moment. Premeditation is very played out.”
“Quite literally,” Hermione said.
Clearing his throat, Kingsley said, “I appreciate that you both have history. Even so, the Wizenmagot has chosen the two of you to marry.”
“Granger’s intent on putting the ‘death’ in ‘til death do us part, and you want to categorise our dynamic as having ‘history,’” Malfoy scoffed, leaning his head back. “We’re fucked.”
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28 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger stood up.
And now she has to marry Draco Malfoy.
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24 Oct 2025
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Full Disclosure (But I Thought You Knew) by Chels_Writes_a_Fic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger never had the heart to tell her children that their father didn't want them, so she lied. She told them that he was a very busy man and that he didn't have time for a family. Perhaps that had been worse than the truth, but she did it, and she couldn't take it back now.
Lyra Granger is obsessed with Draco Malfoy. Every morning she scans The Daily Prophet for a photograph or mention of him. When his engagement is announced, she's thrilled because that must mean Draco is ready to have a family. Together with her very reluctant twin brother Scorpius, they devise a plan to finally meet Draco behind their mum's back.
It goes as well as you might think.
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24 May 2025
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Hermione just wanted to finally, finally, get herself off.
Now Draco Malfoy knows her most humiliating secret—and he’s not about to let her forget it.---------------
Also, Hermione and Draco working together and a fake relationship situation.
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23 May 2025