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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Konoha sends its top medic to Sunagakure to help modernize their medical systems and strengthen the alliance.
    On paper, it’s a brilliant diplomatic strategy.

    Sakura sees it as a chance to do good.
    Gaara sees it as a political chess move.
    Both are right.

    She wants to heal. He wants to protect. Neither expected to want more.
    Between diplomacy and distrust, undercurrents and unspoken glances, two emotionally constipated shinobi try their best not to catch feelings in a desert full of secrets.

    They both know it’s a terrible idea.
    (And yet)

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    20 Sep 2025

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    It’s a sad day at the academy when their teacher tells them that the class clown, Naruto, died in an accident last night. Sakura should be sad, or maybe a little distressed. Well, she’s a lot distressed. Not because Naruto is dead. No, she’s distressed because she woke up this morning with Naruto’s voice in her head panicking and telling her that he was attacked last night. Now he’s cussing out the teacher in her head because 'it wasn’t an accident! I was attacked, you lying bastard!' while Inner tries to calm him down.

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    31 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    In the quiet before sunrise, Sakura finds herself in Gaara’s arms, closer than expected, farther than she should be. What began as a simple mission reveals its weight not through danger, but through the silence between them, and the questions it awakens. Some lines are crossed without a sound.

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    31 Aug 2025

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    Her dad had tried to kill her.

    It didn’t matter that it hadn’t been on purpose, or that he hadn’t even recognized her. That truth cut deeper than the blade he’d almost driven through her heart.

    But Sarada wasn’t one to dwell (too much). If her father wasn’t willing to be the man of the family, she’d find someone else who was.

    Or, Sarada sets out to set her mom up with the finest bachelor in Konoha. And if the lucky guy also happens to make a great new papa? Well, that’s just killing two birds with one kunai.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    Kakashi has acquired a cellular device. And somehow, this event leads to her going to his apartment, him getting drunk, and then proceeding to lay on her lap, take off his mask, and fall asleep there. Sakura didn't realize that a cell phone would ruin her life in the best way possible.

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    23 Aug 2025