PortalCryptid
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You Say the Whole World's Ending (Honey, It Already Did) by PortalCryptid
Fandoms: Invader Zim
12 Oct 2021
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It’s not long before Hiro comes back to reality from the shock, and the first thing he notices is the pain in his leg, and an attempt to move it proves that it’s pinned under the body of one of the intergalactic fugitives. Or as he calls them, out loud and heedless to the curious crowd beginning to form as he manages to wrench himself from under them-
“Stupid fucking assholes!”
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When the Tallest awake from their nightmare in the florpus hole, they find themselves 10 years in the future, where Irkens are fugitives and Irk can no longer help them. With the help of a thief they quite literally stumble across, they hatch a plan to find Zim and destroy him once and for all...
If their new friend doesn't throw them both out of the airlock first!
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After Cuphead and Mugman defeat the Devil, the newfound freedom of Inkwell Isle is the least of Earl's concerns. After all, who else is going to wonder about the freedom of King Dice?
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Knockoff Jessica Rabbit, the Loverboy Not on Meth, and the Shitty Paper Airplane Idea that Started this Bullshit by PortalCryptid for Agitated_Procrastinator
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jul 2019
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From the moment Shouta offhandedly mentioned a pride prom from their high school days, the idea only intended to be tossed into the air like a half-assed paper airplane that would fall in half a second, Hizashi wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.
Then it became Amelia's Electra and it suddenly wasn't such a stupid, offhanded idea after all.Series
- Part 2 of BNHA Oneshots
- Part 2 of dumb Erasermic to give Agi uwus
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Winning Him Back by PortalCryptid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Feb 2019
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Hitoshi thought he moved on after his soulmate abandoned him. But when he discovers who he was fated to be with and realizes that he can't seem to hate him, what's he supposed to do?
(An AU where whatever you write on your skin shows up on your soulmate)
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I love you, Bitch by PortalCryptid for Agitated_Procrastinator
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Nov 2018
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Local DJ Serenades His Boyfriend During Class: What Happens Next May Shock You
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- Part 1 of BNHA Oneshots
- Part 1 of dumb Erasermic to give Agi uwus
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BNHA Oneshots by PortalCryptid
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jul 2019
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- 2
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Overwatch Oneshots by PortalCryptid (orphan_account), PortalCryptid
Fandom Overwatch (Video Game)
25 Nov 2017
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A series of oneshots for Overwatch.
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dumb Erasermic to give Agi uwus by PortalCryptid
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jul 2019
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A series of oneshots based off Madjesters1's fusion au
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Three stories in the POV of Ares at the ending of Epic: The Musical
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Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
04 Jul 2025
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Just A Man by Novicewriter552
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer, The Iliad - Homer, Circe - Madeline Miller, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
11 Oct 2024
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The walls. They are so tall, with mist shrouding the bottoms, and the night is so deep. The clamour rising out of the city behind him would cover any noise - all he has to do is relax his grip, and he avoids offending the gods and cuts off a threat to his family before it can grow. He wouldn’t even hear a cry or the sound of it hitting the rocks below.
His stomach twists, and he blinks liquid that isn’t rain from his eyes.
“Forgive me, O Chronodes,” he says, bowing, mind racing, “but if neither myself nor my good son can defend our home adequately by the time this boy is old enough to challenge us, then may Ithaca burn, and us with it.”
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Odysseus can't bring himself to kill Hector's son.
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Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
04 Jul 2025
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This is my take on the betrayal on Helios and what happened next, told from Jack's POV. Because in a timeline where Rhys has been loyal to him throughout the entire duration of Tales, I need Jack to have better reasons to betray Rhys than 'lol, endoskeletons, say Tales writers'.
Essentially a prequel to Lost and Found.====
Forcing a single system to handle a volume of data that is too much for its processing capacity is dangerously inadvisable and may lead to permanent hardware damage.Series
- Part 1 of The Lost and Found Multiverse
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Compromised by DittyWrites
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman: Arkham - All Media Types
31 Jul 2017
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Ancient memories of drunken nights sneaking in and out that very window in an effort to escape a long-suffering Alfred flashed through Bruces' mind, the ghosts of youthful passion, and he suppressed a smile as he gave a thoughtful look.
“I really should change that lock because it could let in unwanted guests.” He offered wryly.
Shrugging, Harvey adjusted the lapels of his split suit.
“Too late.”
Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
07 Jan 2025
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Five times JJ wasn't really interrupting, plus one time she definitely was.
Bookmarked by PortalCryptid
31 Aug 2023