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    "Aziraphale sat bowed on the stone floor, his grace a dying ember, his divinity a distant memory. The war had been lost. Heaven had fallen. And he, an Angel of the Lord, was now a prisoner."

    What if Aziraphale and Crowley never spoke again after the wall of Eden?
    What if Hell won the war?

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    A mysterious explosion. An intrepid reporter who asks too many questions. A bite from a small, seemingly innocuous garter snake. You know the drill.

    But Anthony J. Crowley soon finds out that being a superhero isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sure, there are benefits: being able to slither up the sides of buildings, doing really weird things with his tongue, the occasional lucrative stock tip from a grateful rescuee, and gloating over the fact that a simple pair of sunglasses is an apparently impenetrable disguise. On the other hand, there’s the sheer indignity of spandex, a succession of increasingly terrible monikers, and the fact that he keeps making a fool of himself in front of the love of his life, who, for some reason, seems to keep getting kidnapped. And to add insult to injury, said love of his life might just be in love with his alter ego.

    It isn’t easy being The Serpent.

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    It's Post-Amrageddidn't Happen and when The Them asks Aziraphale to proxy a kissing booth that only he can run ... well, he just can't refuse can he?

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Detective Inspector Crowley is 99.999 percent sure that Aziraphale Fell is a serial killer.
    The trouble is only that the remaining 0.001 percent are deeply in love with the man…
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    In which there is A Murder - rather a lot of them, actually - A Marriage Proposal - just the one - and True Love - whose course runs less not-smooth than it takes a sharp left turn, loops a couple times, and doubles back on itself, before crashing straight into a wall.
    (Don't mind the metaphor. It still ends well. Promise.)

     

    [EDIT 31.10.2020: now with art!]

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Aziraphale buys a quiet cottage in the middle of the English countryside. It is perfect in every way: old-style, quaint, surrounded by wilderness, with a small water feature in the back and a price to rival that of any other property he's seen. He is in love from the moment he sees it.

    But when a mysterious set of books, all written by unknown author A.J. Crowley, appears on his book shelf, Aziraphale begins to wonder if there is perhaps more to this house than he'd originally believed.

    The truth can be buried, but it cannot stay hidden forever.

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