Power_Taco
Fandoms
- RWBY (406)
- Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) (2)
- Warhammer 40.000 (1)
- Look Outside (Video Game) (1)
Recent works
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Carmine Esclados/Ruby Rose
- Ilia Amitola/Weiss Schnee
- Carmine Esclados
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Ilia Amitola
- Weiss Schnee
- Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna
- i mean some people die
- but like none of the ones above
- after the fall kinda au
- idk man
- canon adjacent
- Carmine POV
- ilia and weiss
- extreme sort of allies to barely tolerated friends to lovers in the background
- it'll take effort
- Lil serious
- lil silly
- very morally flexible carmine
- ilia is a walking hr nightmare
- so she'd fit perfect in a dispatch au
Summary
Carmine wasn't a good person. Ruby Rose was however. What happens when they're forced to interact, and spend time together?
Series
- Part 47 of Distorted Mirror
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- minor - Relationship
- Jaune Arc/Pyrrha Nikos
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Curious Cat (RWBY)
- Afteran Blacksmith (RWBY)
- Volume 9 AU
- what if volume 9 but whiterose
- jaune fell but he's not the rusted knight
- there is a rusted WR though
- alternative v9
- point redemption
- not required but might help if you read what this is based on
Summary
Fate had wanted the Rusted Knight, but sometimes fate doesn't get what it wants. Especially when Ruby Rose is involved. The Afterans meet the Lady, and her Rusted Rose instead.
A tale of Ruby, and Weiss as they slowly deal with, and heal from the trauma they've been forced to endure, and find out that just maybe there's something deeper between them than the friendship they've always had.
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Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Weiss Schnee
- Modern AU
- No Grimm
- No Semblances
- No Salem
- No Aura
- Cheese AU
- yappverse
- just two gal pals
- selling cheese
- and hiding bodies
- they're both gonna be serial killers
- but in the cute gay way
- some randos i made up die
- do we care
- no
- technically takes place right after the into the yappverse section about them
- Ruby Rose (RWBY) Needs a Hug
- Weiss Schnee Needs a Hug
- in ruby's opinion
- Weiss Schnee needs therapy
- She's not going to get it
- weiss thinks shes studying ruby to know whether or not to kill her
- the secret option is date her
- She doesn't know that yet
- amelia's yapverse
Summary
After being saved by Weiss, Ruby follows her to her shop, where she's given more than she ever could have asked for.
Weiss struggles with letting anyone in, almost without meaning to, and Ruby becomes enamored with Weiss. All of her.
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Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- endgame - Relationship
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Maria Calavera
- Weiss Schnee
- Jabba Desilijic Tiure | Jabba the Hutt
- Bib Fortuna
- Slurpo
- Fanfic of Fanfic
- with my brainrot
- Star Wars AU
- endgame death's whiterose
- Weiss is a Jedi
- secret apprentice of dooku
- it's just a sith thing to always have that pocket apprentice apparently
- ruby and maria are echani bounty hunters
- maria is mandalorian
- or identifies as one
Summary
After being captured, and sold as a slave to Jabba Weiss plans out her escape while waiting on what the force wanted her here for.
Ruby, and Maria plot to help her without implicating themselves, as they plan their next move.
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Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/ you know what
- no - Relationship
- this is a ruby crack polycute story
- Ruby Rose/Whoever I feel like and we'll add 'em here when it's official
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Team RWBY
- Team JNPR
- Team CFVY
- Like everyone - Character
- after the war
- canon adjacent
- a few changes
- some of them might involve an idiot being younger or older idk man
- ruby wants a break
- decides to open a small little forge inn place
- Yang decides to help
- this results in madness
- polycute auditions
- that ruby doesn't know about
Summary
Ruby is tired. She's helped save the world, but everyone keeps wanting more from her. It's not that she doesn't want to help, but she's just been going for so long...
She decides to take a break. She's done more than enough so she decides to set up shop, hire a few people, run a little place to relax, and come to terms with things.
She just needs to find a few good employees. What she doesn't expect is for almost everyone she's met in her travels to clamor to work there. Now that the war is over? The Rose is waiting to be wooed and they plan on doing it?
Who will manage? Anyone? All of them? Who can say, but you won't want to miss a moment at the Rose's Hideaway.
Series
- Part 49 of Distorted Mirror
Recent series
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Background
- Tock/Vernal (RWBY)
- implied
- Pyrrha Nikos/Weiss Schnee
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long
- Cinder Fall/Ruby Rose
- Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose/May Zedong
- Ruby Rose/Penny Polendina/May Zedong
- squint for it really
- Ilia Amitola/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Trifa (RWBY)
- Trifa & Ilia Amitola
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Ciel Soleil
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Ciel Soliel
- eventual - Relationship
- Arslan Atlan/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Weiss Schnee/Ciel Soleil
- Blake Belladonna & Ruby Rose
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose/Negative Blake Belladonna
- Negative Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose/Blake Belladonna
- could change not sure yet
- Maria Calavera/Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose
- Cinder Fall/Weiss Schnee
- Weiss Schnee/Ilia Amitola/Cinder Fall
- Carmine Esclados/Ruby Rose
- Carmine Esclados/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Carmine Esclados
- mentioned
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz/Pyrrha Nikos
- POSSIBLY - Relationship
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Jaune Arc & Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- willow schnee/being a mom
- Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- adam/not being a dick for once
- Jacques Schnee/Flight of Stairs
- Squint and you miss it - Relationship
- Pyrrha Nikos/Whitley Schnee
- Ilia Amitola/Blake Belladonna
- Cinder Fall & Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose & Adam Taurus
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose
- minor - Relationship
- yang xiao long/emerald sustrai/ilia amitola
- very minor mention - Relationship
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Ruby Rose/Emerald Sustrai
- others mentioned but you can guess
- Pyrrha Nikos/Ruby Rose
- Penny Polendina/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Ilia Amitola/Emerald Sustrai
- others to be added when they happen
- Ruby Rose/Fiona Thyme
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/Penny Polendina/Fiona Thyme
- Maria Calavera/Carmine Esclados/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- it's all voted on i'll remove theones that aren't picked
- Ciel Soleil/May Zedong
- Carmine esclados & Gillian Asturias
- Jaune Arc & Ruby Rose
- Minor slowburn - Relationship
- Jaune Arc/Pyrrha Nikos
- briefly mentioned - Relationship
- squint for - Relationship
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- very minor and background
- Coco Adel/Velvet Scarlatina
- yang xiao long/emerald sustrai/????
- Qrow Branwen & Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose & Yang Xiao Long
- Maria Calavera & Cinder Fall
- Carmine Esclados/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna & Sun Wukong
- Velvet Scarlatine & Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose & Sun Wukong
- Velvet Scarlatina & Sun Wukong
- very brief mentioned - Relationship
- white knight doesn't last
- Qrow Branwen/Summer Rose
- Ruby Rose/everyone
- which could include
- or even
- Neopolitan/Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Raven Branwen/Taiyang Xiao Long
- Qrow Branwen & Cinder Fall
- Robyn Hill & Cinder Fall
- Harriet Bree/Ruby Rose
- Weiss Schnee/May Zedong
- potentially - Relationship
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee/May Zedong/Harriet Bree
- all others tbd
- including maybe WR+
- others to be added as they become relevent or happen
- Jaune Arc & Yang Xiao Long
- ruby rose/ciel soliel/weiss schnee/maria calavera
- past - Relationship
- Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long
- if you squint the start of
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Kinda - Relationship
- Tock/Vernal/Neopolitan
- Voted for
- instincts are
- but you can convince me about any for this
- minor mentioned - Relationship
- nothing explicit but you can squint and see either
- i have no idea man - Relationship
- Ruby Rose/Tock (RWBY)
- Neptune Vasilias/Banesaw
- you can figure out the rest as you please basically it's w/e you want
- Arslan Altan/Ruby Rose
- squint and maybe down the line
- Arthur Watts/Summer Rose
- Yes really - Relationship
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill/Fiona Thyme
- potentially others read the note
- Qrow Branwen & Summer Rose
- Neon Katt/Vernal/Yang Xiao Long
- Ruby Rose/ you know what
- no - Relationship
- this is a ruby crack polycute story
- Ruby Rose/Whoever I feel like and we'll add 'em here when it's official
- Maria Calavera
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Summer Rose (RWBY)
- Tock (RWBY)
- Cinder Fall
- mentioned - Character
- Qrow Branwen
- May Zedong
- Penny Polendina
- Trifa (RWBY)
- Ilia Amitola
- Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonna
- Salem (RWBY)
- Brother Gods (RWBY)
- Ciel Soleil
- Arslan Altan
- a little bit of - Character
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Negative Blake Belladonna (RWBY: Ice Queendom)
- Yang Xiao Long
- Negative Weiss Schnee (RWBY: Ice Queendom)
- Carmine Esclados
- Taiyang Xiao Long
- Pyrrha Nikos
- minor - Character
- Sun Wukong (RWBY)
- Neptune Vasilias
- Jaune Arc
- Willow Schnee
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Kali Belladonna
- Ghira Belladonna
- Adam Taurus
- Vernal (RWBY)
- Raven Branwen
- Octavia Ember
- Emerald Sustrai
- Mercury Black
- Miltiades Malachite
- Melanie Malachite
- Jessica Cruz
- Fiona Thyme
- James Ironwood
- Neopolitan (RWBY)
- Neon Katt
- Gillian Asturias
- Theodore (RWBY)
- Xanthe Rumpole
- Jax Asturias
- Cardin Winchester
- Tukson (RWBY)
- Coco Adel
- Velvet Scarlatina
- Ilai's parents
- STR - Character
- that random kid that gets punched
- mentioned team CVFY
- Whitley Schnee
- Glynda Goodwitch
- Robyn Hill
- Harriet Bree
- Ace Ops (RWBY)
- Pietro Polendina
- Lie Ren
- Nora Valkyrie
- Ozma (RWBY)
- Bartholomew Oobleck
- Roman Torchwick
- Mentions - Character
- Team JNPR
- Team RWBY
- Amber (RWBY)
- lil bit of - Character
- tiny children ruby and yang
- Mentions of - Character
- Klein Sieben
- Arthur Watts
- Team STRQ
- Team CFVY
- Like everyone - Character
- no salem au
- Summer is alive
- just some silver eyed warriors vibing
- getting ready for the tourney
- Idiots in Love
- Backstory for Ties that Bind Au
- fallen petals
- medievalish kinda au
- au rem
- still salem but
- changes were made
- mostly by penny
- the penny problem solving method
- May's solution is guns
- It is very effective
- Penny wishes to try the poly to make sure ruby has a good relationship
- Robotic Snipers I guess
- an au
- salem is here
- the brother gods used to be
- something else is in their stead
- it's kinda better or worse
- much more dangerous grimm
- humanity can barely hold their cities
- trifa is trying to be a good friend to ilia
- and give relationship advice
- ilia is really hard to work with sometimes
- Modern AU
- Ciel has a date
- weiss decides that as her best friend
- she needs to make sure they measure up
- ofc there's a slight complication
- the fallout 3 au
- that no one wanted or asked for
- Ruby is the lone wanderer
- weiss is amata but ruby has high speech
- so she followed out of the vault
- arslan is sarah lyons
- she's upset the brotherhood can't do more
- but with soulmates
- everyone has a pocketwatch that only starts when you meet your soulmate
- ciel finds that annoying
- not really into soulmates
- decides to be a doctor
- fate it weird though
- IQD au
- it's complicated - Freeform
- clone appropriation
- not in that way
- don't be weird about it
- just wearing it like a skin suit
- wait
- that's not BETTER
- at college
- Ilia is trying to get some girlfriends
- or at least talk to them
- she's - Freeform
- a mood
- and a useless lesbean
- penny is very blunt
- almost as though its an act
- Ruby doesn't get into beacon
- qrow takes an apprentice
- BAMF Ruby Rose
- Bamf Carmine Esclados
- BAMF Qrow Branwen
- eventual bamf Weiss Schnee
- end game frozenmilkandcereal
- fake dating to real dating to wanting a trio speedrun
- Faunus Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- point redemption
- Lot of references
- olives are technically a fruit
- meet cute and eat cute
- First Date
- Ruby fell first but she hit Weiss way harder
- Sun is a truly great friend
- they all have a touch of the useless that comes and goes
- willow left
- ran into the arcs
- jaune and weiss grew up together
- and consider each other siblings
- they want to find a cute girl
- but both have no rizz
- they gotta try to be each others wingman!
- Or wingwoman
- Jaune Arc is a Good Friend
- Weiss Schnee is a Good Friend
- whitley catches strays
- but we love him
- Turns out ilia and jaune have the same type
- Remnant AU
- willow wakes up
- and takes care of things
- everyone except jacques
- good or decent people
- and tyrian
- but he's locked in an asylum with blocks
- and coloring books
- Apricity - Freeform
- prodigy at crafting and creating ruby rose
- Nobody Dies
- good times for everyone
- technically he doesn't die from stairs
- unless you count grimm as sky stairs
- I Do
- no grimm or salem
- but still faunus
- Rosebird collect kids
- and pets like its going out of style
- yes it is a j. bravo reference
- another entry into the
- blairverse
- vernal is recovering from an illness
- crime lord AU
- Morally Grey Ruby Rose
- morally grey emerald sustrai
- Ruby is part of the branwen crime family
- goes by her enforcer name of Thorn save to her friends
- which are uh not certain people anymore
- Wooops
- Ruby and Emerald have an open relationship they both agree on kinda
- Light Torture
- au of volume 3
- au of an au or a fanfic
- au of a fanfic even
- TLDR Cinder has the rage virus
- in a syringe and injects it with pyrrha
- Not for Cinder fans
- the pizza au
- but for FrosenSteel
- or Petal Gear Weissing which i adore the name
- can weiss be even more useless
- idk but we'll find out
- i had to make Maria old
- or i'd find a way to ship her with them
- it was a great struggle
- College AU
- No Grimm
- aside from like mascots
- could be a short story if people are into it
- heroes of remnant
- a series where i take a side character
- and make a short crack fic
- where they somehow save remnant
- lil crack
- lil bit of sad
- happy ending i think
- randomly proposing right before a potential suicide mission
- on a whim
- to someone you barely know
- As you do
- Rem au after part of V8
- penny remains a robot
- but is stilla real girl
- RWBY - Freeform
- like a stalker au
- except i've never played stalker
- so it's more like analogue horror mixed with a little stalker
- Weiss is a newblood
- She's come to find her sister
- Easier said than done
- Horror
- carmine pov mostly
- what if
- Character Study
- carmine is morally very grey
- oz did his job
- carmine wants to help her friend and restore the monarchy
- so that's what she's gonna try to do
- butterfly effect from a tumblr post
- basically what if but ladybug
- Things are very different
- Blake POV
- proof of concept
- slowburn
- sci fi
- space apricitiy
- Ruby is the engineer
- ciel the information computer specialist
- weiss the trader
- They're all aliens
- forced to land on an uninhabited planet
- and get the ship working
- Domestic cute fluff
- and goobers being gay and in love
- space spark plugs
- lot of sciene fiction references
- and a lot i made up
- the blairverse
- for blairs birthday
- tock evolves her semblance
- maria suffers
- blair's au
- but with faunus
- Ruby wants to build computers
- ilia wants to make games
- she's still very gay
- ruby is hers
- until weiss shows up
- then you know
- growing up and childhood friends
- no team evil
- Ruby does not go to beacon early
- travels with qrow and other stuff
- Soulmate AU
- Nuts and Dolts - Freeform
- or bolts and dolts
- Qrow is best uncle
- Yang is a great sister
- and they love each other
- ...not in the fanfic way
- they're very related
- that just made it worse didn't it
- grimm and semblances
- No Salem
- coffee shop AU
- Kinda
- Winter is a customer
- cinder a barrista
- Prompt in the notes
- burns but not forever this time
- much smoother winter than normal
- kinda down bad cinder
- Ruby is entirely genuine
- and gets all the ladies
- Well some
- cinder is the okest sibling
- octavia remains the worst
- After the War AU
- Yang needs advice and turns to someone new
- that will be blunt and honest
- sadly after the war means no glorious young maria
- not really bashing
- so much as an outsiders look
- and how bees navigate things now that the war is over
- and they can't put things off and some cracks start to show
- more like new beginnings
- Carmine is still morally grey
- And an absolute menace
- spicy jokes
- nothing overly graphic
- the more i write about ever after
- the more it strikes me as Silent Hill just for Ruby
- sun is a good friend
- Velvet is a good friend
- Modernish
- the scu
- Selkie Cinematic Universe
- mac2 babeeeey
- Domestic Fluff
- yang sends a text but i didn't tag her
- flee if she's your trigger
- healthy relationship
- Bonding
- based on Everyone's Berry art
- the ruby harem au
- she has so much accidental rizz
- or something
- I'm told this is Maria's grandchild who looks exactly the same
- my brainrot says its the same
- doesn't really matter
- Ruby is Qrow's biological child
- Summer is still mia
- you would not believe the line for milk
- Yang wants to find Ruby
- Ruby has no idea who Yang is
- Ozpin is not quite so secretive
- salem is not common knowledge though
- robyn and qrow own a diner
- they hear something in the dumpster
- it goes on from that
- cinder kinda gets adopted via a draft
- and a plate of food
- like a wetcat fail girl
- weiss falls fast
- to be fair so does cinder
- Found Family
- AU with Magic
- Demons
- fae
- those are real
- you ever have your deadbeat dad try to barter your soul
- weiss has
- lil angst
- fae operate on red and purple logic
- Weiss is human
- ruby is a fae
- ciel is a demon
- based on a tumblr prompt
- Jacques Schnee's A+ Parenting
- Front Mission 3 au
- Yes Really
- Weiss is Emma
- May is Dennis but with better hair
- Ruby is Kazuti
- Yang is Alissa
- Happy Huntresses are Purple Haze
- Idk why i'm listing these no one but me has ever played this game
- wanzer just means insect. They're mechs or gundams
- Ruby and Yang are outsiders living in Atlas
- Mechs
- Syndicate Au
- based on those pictures on twitter
- but you know gayer
- ruby is fairly well liked
- her family would prefer a family first approach
- so they prefer yang
- the other families get along with Ruby better though
- in this world
- remnant is a single city with a wall to keep the grimm out
- well the grimm infection
- its complicated
- but death beyond the wall
- four families run the city
- something is amiss
- very tenuous peace
- political games and subterfuge
- moral greyness for realistically everyone
- Ruby's semblance is magic
- she can do magic tricks
- That's it
- Weiss is confused about the illogical
- but man she likes the outfit ruby is wearing
- Ruby is very shy when not performing
- but very confident when doing so
- Ruby is almost like a cryptid to normal people who don't get it
- Ruby struggles to think of a stage name
- tai wakes up and is a dad
- qrow remains the best
- coco doesn't like being ignored
- Crack
- Cyberpunk AU
- not like the game
- but same world
- someone has tried to kill the schnees
- the others gotta figure it out
- and probably kiss about it
- ripper doc and sometimes solo ruby
- netrunner and pissed weiss
- maria and ciel are heavy solos
- everything i know about cyberpunk i learned in 40 hours of playtime
- victorian era adjacent
- patronage
- writer ruby
- Mistaken Gender
- Secret Relationships
- ciel is a noble woman from a wealthy merchant family
- period era attitudes
- raven comes back
- this cause a lot of things to happen
- Summer goes to vacuo to raise ruby
- qrow comes with
- childhood friend sun
- no one is a bad person not really
- but they're real
- we take the summer was perfect narrative
- and make her flawed
- for fun
- Vacuo Ruby
- 1 Hour Challenge
- newspaper kinda
- whiterose already established
- sun is a great friend
- prompt
- falling for you au
- Modern ish AU
- cinwin
- timelost polycule
- death's whiterose at least
- Winter is on a mission to pamper cinder
- can winter and maria ever get along
- eh
- hour or less challenge
- Prompt Fic
- neo is a calico cat faunus
- Nightmares
- spending the day with loved ones
- i'm told this is called thieve's pocket watch
- its really team we beat up dwr when you think about it
- canon AU
- The council decides ozpin randomly doing thing
- is not gonna stand
- the he gets fired
- and decides to just kinda wing a few choices
- Things get weird
- Manipulative Ozpin
- on the side of good
- more grey though
- he does care its just you know
- Maiden Ruby Rose
- still grimm and in remnant though
- Weiss follows her sister's lead
- but better
- because she's weiss
- and no one is telling her no
- snapshot style story
- emotionally repressed ciel
- until ruby
- no one survives that
- Alive Summer Rose
- scientist tech wizard ruby rose
- ciel has a small crush on winter
- then realizes oh wow weiss is more my speed
- some people like weapons
- ruby LOVES THEM
- like we dial it way up
- fighting ruby in this
- is like fighting the flash
- but the entire time they're pointing out all the flaws
- of your weapons and taking them apart in your hands
- while also telling you things they do like
- this annoys many people
- remant au
- Time Travel
- the blacksmith did say when you're needed most
- so why not go back in time and pretend to be your mom
- so you and your sister can have a mom growing up?
- like not the dating your dad part
- it's explained but it's not like that
- prompt request
- Rarest of pairs
- kinda partial chat/stream fic
- had fun making up screen names to be honest
- ruby and tock are streamers for charity
- have fun guessing the screen names should be easy enough
- rare pair practice
- rare pairings request
- Street Fighter AU
- i know nothing about street fighter
- outside of the 2nd game on snes
- and ten minutes on the wiki
- weiss is like a nicer karin
- ruby is kinda sakura but eh
- arslan is just herself
- ruby is a kinesthetic learner
- weiss is meticulous and detail oriented
- arslan is a surprisingly good teacher
- learn gud challenge
- Aura is rare
- not like myths and legends but think like half a dozen people in a city deal at most
- i mean some people die
- but like none of the ones above
- after the fall kinda au
- idk man
- canon adjacent
- Carmine POV
- ilia and weiss
- extreme sort of allies to barely tolerated friends to lovers in the background
- it'll take effort
- Lil serious
- lil silly
- very morally flexible carmine
- ilia is a walking hr nightmare
- so she'd fit perfect in a dispatch au
- we get a lil silly
- Summer is a mad scientist
- Raven and Tai are terrified of her
- Ruby is also a mad scientist
- other people are terrified of her
- delicious magical science
- ruby's skills are insane in the science field
- like brilliant
- cryptid like ruby and summer
- you'll see - Freeform
- test tube ruby
- Qrow is supremely unbothered
- he and summer are besties
- fake dating to fake marriage pipeline
- to real terror
- manic pixie scientist summer rose
- after the war
- a few changes
- some of them might involve an idiot being younger or older idk man
- ruby wants a break
- decides to open a small little forge inn place
- Yang decides to help
- this results in madness
- polycute auditions
- that ruby doesn't know about
Summary
A place of magic and wonder with really off the wall pairings updated at random. Enjoy! Inspired by the Ruby kissing girls story series by Scarecrowghost!
Pairings will be almost anything except WR or DWR unless the story focus is on something else and then they'll be there.
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- minor - Relationship
- Ruby Rose
- Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera
- Winter Schnee
- Qrow Branwen
- Robyn Hill
- Cinder Fall
- Emerald Sustrai
- Yang Xiao Long
- Blake Belladonna
- Jaune Arc
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Whitley Schnee
- Vernal (RWBY)
- Ozpin
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Penny Polendina
- Resident Evil AU
- Crack
- resident evil 0 through four with outbreak
- will be much funnier if you've played the games
- we'll be making fun
- of tons of plot holes
- maria is ada
- weiss is claire
- winter is chris
- ruby is leon
- cinder is jill
- tyrian is irons
- ozpin is wesker
- salem is nemmy
- emerald is four eyes
- jaune is rebecca
- zwei will replace billy
- minor characters will be dying
- don't act like you care if team crdl die
- they're basically most of bravo team
- junior owns J's bar
- penny is sherry
- we're...gonna change some things in re2 to make it less creepy
- sort of like how we're ignoring veronica really hard
- try and guess what I'm making up and what actually is lore from the game
- yang is alyssa
- blake is yoko
- we speedrun through zero
- qrow is barry
- ren is enrico
- nora is the pilot for bravo team aka
- don't lie you have no idea who these people are
- Edward Dewey btw
- gretchin is lisa trevor
- hazel is mr.x
- mercury is nicky
- cardin is forest
- whitley is the rpd armorer
- only the schnees are related everyone else isn't
- there will be bloodline jokes
- pyrrha is marvin
- 400th rwby fic
- weeee
- Resident Evil 4
- Crack Fic
- if you think we're poking fun at capcoms bad timelines or plotholes
- we so are
- I love them though
- most of them - Freeform
- ada is maria
- hazel is the big cheese
- penny is ashley
- winter and cinder are taking the place of hunnigan
- the power of crack and common sense will change things
- occassional light 4th wall taps
- and giant nukes to it when its funny
- lot of inside jokes
- for rwby and resident evil
- red shirts might be harmed
- sort of go with the flow not overly bothered main trio
- bothered by randos dying i mean
- it's the world of RE
- they're way used to it
- tock is hunk
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April Fools but not on the 1st just whenever I want... by Power_Taco
Fandom RWBY
- Not Rated
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
- F/F, Multi
- Series in Progress
28 Mar 2026
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- White Cheese/NotRuby
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- sakura xiao long/everyone
- Winter/her fraying sanity
- implied
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- Qrow Branwen/Cinder Fall/Robyn Hill/Winter Schnee
- Weiss/being mega ultra straight yessiree bob the straightest straight to ever straight
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose/Nora Valkyrie/Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee (but she clearly doesn't know)
- Weiss Schnee/Obliviousness
- Ruby Rose/The Faunus
- It's Complicated
- Ilia Amitola/Ruby Rose
- Blake Belladonna/Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose/Trifa (RWBY)
- Ruby Rose/Deery
- Ruby Rose/Velvet Scarlatina
- Ruby Rose/Mina Lavender
- Ruby Rose/Fiona Thyme
- Neon Katt/Ruby Rose
- Ruby Rose/Tock (RWBY)
- oh god - Relationship
- Neon Katt/Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- Maria Calavera/Carmine Esclados/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Blake Belladonn/fraying sanity maybe May Z and Arslan
- Yang/Self Discovery
- Jaune Arc/Harriet Bree/Jessica Cruz
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Tock/Vernal (RWBY)
- Raven Branwen/Summer Rose/Taiyang Xiao Long
- Ilia Amitola/Coco Adel/Emerald Sustrai/Velvet Scarlatina
- technically there is - Relationship
- Ozpin/Salem (RWBY)
- its mostly just whiterose and crack though
- kinda sorta another it's complicated you'll get it
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Background
- Ilia Amitola/Emerald Sustrai
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- Penny Polendina/Ciel Soleil
- sakura xiao long
- NotRuby
- Copper - Character
- White Cheese
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Nora Valkyrie
- Maria Calavera
- Weiss Schnee
- Ilia Amitola
- mentioned - Character
- Ciel Soleil
- Trifa (RWBY)
- Deery (RWBY)
- Fiona Thyme
- Velvet Scarlatina
- Mina Lavender
- Neon Katt
- Blake Belladonna
- Tock (RWBY)
- everyone basically
- marty (chibi)
- Ozpin (RWBY)
- Qrow Branwen
- Yang Xiao Long
- Glynda Goodwitch
- Professor Peach (RWBY)
- Shion Zaiden
- Negative Weiss Schnee (RWBY: Ice Queendom)
- Cinder Fall
- Team JNPR
- Jessica Cruz
- my oc do not steal
- look at the date
- Super serious
- def
- totally bro
- SUPER HOT SMUT
- NOT FOR KIDS
- I can't believe you've made me do this
- I REGRET NOTHING
- it did kind of hurt to physically type
- like a lot
- or it's a stroke
- maybe both
- subscribe to my patreon
- its free
- yes the date is wrong on purpose
- lemons in chapter 2
- Winter is trying to help Weiss
- Weiss is
- dense
- i mean this in the kindest way possible
- she will destroy the world
- with her own blackhole from being this dense
- Winter suffers
- in the best and worst ways
- Some pointless tags as filler
- really we're just making this longer
- so winter loses interest when she breaks the fourth wall and doesn't see the twist ending coming
- there's always a twist
- also adding another counter to cinwin
- almost to 201 and out of rare pair guys
- still like 100+ to go for DWR
- but hey
- i also didn't tag them in this even though I could
- it was hard guys
- Winter had it coming get wrecked
- no salem au
- there is so much crack in here the police assume it has to be salt
- because there's no way someone would be dumb enough to have this much
- the 4th wall hasn't been broken so much as smashed so hard it no longer exists
- absolutely reusing the CRSL joke
- april fool fic
- not on april fools
- cause i don't let big calender
- tell me the day
- april fools 2025
- Yes Really
- i don't let big calendar tell me what to do
- Crack
- Ruby's just really really good at writing
- Ilia gets a better offer
- so do most of the WF
- kinda turning into a sausage fest over there
- Ruby writes a certain book
- but not what you're thinking of
- vaguely inspired by secret series but less all encompassing
- yes i added in the best girl purely because i wanted to
- you can't stop me
- April Fools
- i actually did have a real fic for it
- possession of it gets you an auto 3 star wanted rating in certain games
- there's that much crack
- also so much Ren
- gdi nora gimmie the keyboard
- Nora is queen of the crack fic
- The 4th wall is less broken and more shattered
- exceedingly meta
- but not facebook
- references never stop
- Cinwin enemies to lovers speedrun any percent
- Crack Fic
- for april fools
- There's a plot
- it almost becomes a real story
- then gets abandoned and drop kicked
- back into crack fic territory
- phew almost
- crack sort of sometimes treated seriously
- another april fools fic
- ice queendom au
- Maria and ruby must delve deep into Weiss's dream to rescue her
- or so shion says
- but what does she know
- short and sweet
- adult implications
- of elemental
- you don't need to have read it to get this
- I don't think
- but it would help
- essentially a crack actor au of scham's elemental
- glynda is the director
- most of the rest are actors or members of the production team
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- 32,140
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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The life and times of the ever growing Schnee family by Power_Taco
Fandom RWBY
- Not Rated
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- F/F, F/M, Multi
- Series in Progress
16 Mar 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos/Whitley Schnee
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- mentioned
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Willow Schnee/Being a Good Mother
- Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long
- emerald sustrai/ilia amitola/penny polendina
- Background
- Ghira Belladonna/Kali Belladonna
- Willow Schnee/being a balling mother
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- implied
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- willow schnee/being a mom
- Tock/Vernal
- Yes really - Relationship
- Jaune Arc/Harriet Bree/Jessica Cruz
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose
- Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera
- Winter Schnee
- Whitley Schnee
- Willow Schnee
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Cinder Fall
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Larry
- Baconator the third
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Vincent Viscount
- Baconator the third (Boarbatusk)
- Gigas (The Arma Gigas)
- Blook (the apathy)
- Vincent Viscount the Grimm Penguin
- Klein Sieben
- baconator III
- the boarbatusk
- blook
- the apathy - Character
- Eddie Whitley's nevermore
- minor - Character
- Robyn Hill
- Qrow Branwen
- mentioned - Character
- Yang Xiao Long
- Lie Ren
- Nora Valkyrie
- Blake Belladonna
- baconator
- After beacon
- no salem or maidens
- but still grimm
- jacques got kicked to the curb
- willow and her kids restore SDC to its proper place
- by kids i mean willow has adopted all her kids Significant others as kids now
- no one is complaining
- except her actual kids
- time for a fun adventure
- to surprise their work wives
- and husbands
- whitley doesn't care if you call him a work wife though tbh
- really chill about it
- he gets to date pyrrha so he's winning at life anyway
- is it crack?
- maybe a smidge
- just the tiniest bit
- just fluff
- and cute goobers
- cause i love them
- and you can't stop me
- without a mastercard
- your move - Freeform
- cinder is finding family
- despite her best attempts not to
- willow is a great mother
- trying so freaking hard you guys
- lil fun
- lil crack
- lil heartwarming moments
- death's whiterose
- cinwin
- Mac2
- winter suffers for our amusement
- willow is a great mom
- lil fluff
- lil heartwarming fun
- look you know what you're getting into with me
- the introduction of team crimson
- It's not what you think
- slaps fic
- this can fit so many references into it
- can you spot them all?
- i can't
- Schnee Family
- they're all just so cute together
- lil humor
- Heartwarming fluff
- sprinkle some crack on it and evade the cops
- the usual
- Willow trolls her kids sometimes
- just a little
- RWBY - Freeform
- and promptmas
- Winter gets something she's always wanted
- But at what cost?
- red shirts might die
- but i mean if you don't know their names do they even count?
- Red shirts get no say in if they count or not
- schnee family au
- the adventures of team crimson
- who now have merchandise
- join them as they try to have a normal mission for once
- as their partners longingly
- Miss them
- and then put their foot into their mouth
- and third wheel
- it's wild
- they are the references you think they are
- Free day
- what hijinks could they get up
- lots of them - Freeform
- is it all a set up
- Maybe - Freeform
- sf au
- you can pick the when though
- tis a lil gift
- baconator has a sweater now
- so does blook
- maria made em
- hour or less challenge
- point redemption
- for blair
- who wanted warhammer 40k in the au
- SO
- get ready for this one
- you know anything about warhammer 40k
- me either
- setting up these battles to see who wins takes a lil time sadly
- kinda makes me want to write mordheim again but nobody but me likes that one lol
- apologizing for nothing
- the sdc finally found a company more greedy than they were under jacques
- inventing new tech to play a game
- yes - Freeform
- blake is weird
- even to other cat faunus
- No Salem
- Remnant AU
- team crimson at it again
- Schnee Siblings Summons have minds of their own
- Whitley braids hair like a boss
- hound summons are just smart in this au
- no silver eye core
- the way you can pick up and have a conversation with friends
- for ze buddy scham
- team crimson has interesting missions
- i've decided whitley is really into pinball
- No Reason
- maria and ruby vs cinder
- on who is the better schnee
- pyrrha says hers is
- they're ignoring her
- Team Crimson returns
- on time
- and reunites with their partners
- Maria suffers the consequences of her actions
- They all love each other though
- Remnant no salem au
- when your partners come back uninjured from a hunt
- but you refuse to believe it
- Words:
- 75,863
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Pyrrha Nikos/Whitley Schnee
- Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee
- Cinder Fall/Winter Schnee
- mentioned
- Qrow Branwen/Robyn Hill
- Jaune Arc/Jessica Cruz
- Maria Calavera/Ruby Rose
- Maria Calavera/Weiss Schnee
- Lie Ren/Nora Valkyrie
- Penny/thirst
- Pyrrha Nikos
- Whitley Schnee
- Weiss Schnee
- Ruby Rose (RWBY)
- Maria Calavera
- Penny Polendina
- Cinder Fall
- Winter Schnee (RWBY)
- Jessica Cruz
- Jaune Arc
- Qrow Branwen
- Robyn Hill
- Ciel Soleil
- Hazel Rainart
- lots of people in a sort of club
- whitley is pyrrha's muse
- Sort Of
- the schnees are all oblivious
- ruby thinks shes very sneaky
- everyone kinda finds it adorable
- penny wants to edge into a relationship
- maria has it on lockdown
- pyrrha is a little broken in the head
- but in a fun way
- Kinda
- it's complicated - Freeform
- she does care about whiley
- in a possessive kinda way
- but not like yandere level
- LOL Crack
- grats to bandgrad for being the first to turn in points for a prize
- lil jaune fun
- if you get it you get it
- set in a small spinoff of the Serial killer pyrrha au
- Mac2 have a cooking stream
- kinda sort a chatfic
- 1st attempt at it
- Hazel is the mod
- the winter and maria rivalry is legendary
- Penny is a little shit
- Jaune fails to get a clue
- winter does not get internet rules
- or meme culture
- Winter 'what is a may-may' Schnee
- The Schnees did buy the spaces though
- serial killer au
- whitley deserves a glorious present
- pyrrha will get it for him
- its normal to make out with your SO in a murderers house right
- not your own though
- Pyrrha is a serial killer
- Whitley is an author
- and her boyfriend - Freeform
- he's most proud of that one
- which totally fair
- Words:
- 25,599
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1