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Dean's POV when he reassures Sam.
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[...], so you're into someone but you haven't made a move." he continues, simply because Espo didn't stop him yet. "Who is it?"
Javi's eyes move slightly, like an unconscious reflex, traveling from Ryan's face and settling on Beckett who's standing outside the glass window and talking on the phone. That's for maybe one second, before his gaze falls down again, this time onto the coffee table. "No one man, you're imagining things." the detective scoffs.
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ryan loves his wife and get an assignment from her to get esposito to start dating again! then he discovers espo has feelings for beckett...Bookmarked by PretendThisNameIsClever
20 Jan 2026
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Five years after her father is killed first by a jungle cat, then by a carriage, and then by a falling piano, Alma Bonnet decides that his absence in her life is, quite frankly, complete horse shit. Obviously the only way to find him is to run away and become a pirate. Because that makes complete and total sense.
Somehow, it doesn't end with her dead.
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16 Jan 2026
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“I think he deserves to sweat about it for a while,” Magenta said, reclining back in her chair. “Maybe if he thinks that another guy is interested in you, he’ll come to his senses and see what’s right in front of him.”
Layla’s head snapped up to look at her shapeshifting friend.
“Magenta, that’s it!”
“What’s it?”
“I’m going to make Will jealous… By pretending to date Warren Peace.”
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07 Dec 2025
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Warren makes a habit of not caring about anything.
Then Layla Williams comes along.
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06 Dec 2025
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Merlin learns to time travel, and time itself decides to cause problems. (Or solve problems? Only time will tell…)
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