Princess_Sarcastia
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Maddie's always wanted to do anal. She tries it with Doug, first, with disastrous results. Years later, she works up the nerve to try again—this time, with the one person she trusts completely.
A story in two parts.
It takes Maddie some time to work up to asking for it again. Whenever that itch of curiosity strikes, so too does the memory of Doug's patronizing little ick face.
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Its madman might think it gave her a reprieve, but he should have used his head. If someone put him in a computer simulation for all eternity, a fixed ending, he would kill himself inside of a month and hope he somehow found something better out the other side.
River's mother grew her inside of herself; the TARDIS stands to reason that it could do the same thing for its girl.
For the, "Keep Fandom Weird" bingo challenge. Prompt: Sentient Setting or Location.
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In the presence of God, I make this vow. by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types
25 Jul 2025
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Susan always hoped, quietly, that when she married, it would be with love.
For the, "Keep Fandom Weird" bingo challenge. Prompt: arranged divorce.
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take your foot off of the break by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Mar 2025
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It aches in a good way, stretching herself thin like this. The way Pietro felt when Strucker pushed him another hundred miles past when he wanted to stop, except this is so much more than a hundred miles. Like reality is bending to let her reach farther and farther.
Novi Grad is Wanda's city. She's spent her whole life trying to hold it together. Today, it all sits in the palms of her hands.
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- Part 1 of remember what we had here
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hold tender this land by Princess_Sarcastia for Brenda
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible (Movies)
17 Jul 2024
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Ilsa "dies" and has to find a place to lay low, outside of the narrative. There, she finds Will. He's spent years trying to make a home there, unsuccessfully—until now.
Meanwhile, with the ever-watchful eyes of the Entity trained on him, Ethan pines. Desperately. Wordlessly. So hard, he might as well put down roots and call himself an evergreen.
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Fractured, piecemeal attempts at salvaging the potential I once loved in the MCU, all those years ago. Someday, I may finish and publish the main event, "The magpie comes at noon," wherein Jane Foster saves the universe, but that day is not today.
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How Iceman and Maverick and Sarah built a life together, how it all fell apart, and what they and their children do to rebuild in the aftermath of terrible loss.
Grief, love, anger, reconciliation, family, and more polyamory to come.
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in any other world (aka four ways veronica mars’ life could have ended up) by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom Veronica Mars (Movie 2014), Veronica Mars (TV), Veronica Mars - All Media Types
20 Jul 2020
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i am tired of re-writing tragedy without change. let them live. let them learn. let them love. by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Nov 2020
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Starts with Had we but World enough, and Time, which can stand alone if you're satisfied with it. still, a great deal of light falls on everything is just little scenes that didn't make the cut, or that have grabbed me by the arm and dragged me along with them, and have no real through-line or theme.
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the most dangerous place in the world by Princess_Sarcastia
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
29 Jul 2020
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The most dangerous place in the wold is between a mother and her children.
Good luck with that, Reginald.
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Grady v. Rozanov by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.
“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.
“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”
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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.
Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.
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Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
16 Feb 2026
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When Shane was born an ocean away from her homeland, Yuna Hollander, who did not pray, whispered into the world: Let every door open for him, my son.
OR: Yuna Hollander learns to appreciate Ilya Rozanov, one step at a time.
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Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
16 Feb 2026
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i showed you the way, even though i'd never been by floodlights
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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You didn’t have to be a genius. Or gay. It helped, probably, that Scott was, but they were just so fucking obvious about it.
Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
15 Feb 2026
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a clear view by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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Shane made a decision a long time ago: he wants hockey, needs it, and he wants it for as long as he can get it. He's going to play till he can’t anymore, and he’s going to do all the right things so no one can ever argue otherwise.
But also: he knows his body well, and he’s worried about an emerging pattern.
Or: the Shane abortion fic
Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
15 Feb 2026
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a new plan by krebkrebkreb
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jan 2026
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In the video playing on the little screen in Shane’s hand, Hunter gets up with some help, his left arm cradling the elbow of his limp right one. That shoulder is probably dislocated, something that Shane distantly recognizes is going to suck tremendously for him to have to let heal practically at the start of the season. Ilya still isn’t moving.
Ilya is injured during a game. Not only does Shane’s world not end in the aftermath, it gets a little bit brighter.
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Bookmarked by Princess_Sarcastia
15 Feb 2026