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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    They don't.

    Until they can't help it.

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    Scott doesn’t know what to make of Rozanov still. He’d appreciated him showing up at that bar in Vegas, had curiously watchedhim dance with men with all the air of someone who knew what he was doing, had shaken off the weirdness of watching Ilya Rozanov in a gay bar in Vegas pull another man in by the belt loops and ghost a breath over his ear. He thinks Rozanov went home alone that night. He’s not sure. He doesn’t know which answer would surprise him more.

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    the one where Scott finds out

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    08 May 2026

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    She’s protective of Shane, is the thing. It feels sometimes like she’s known both him and Hayden her whole life. Like she’s grown up with Shane as her little brother and Hayden as his best friend. Some whirlwind coming-of-age story locked away in the attic with all the other books from her childhood she’ll show to the kids when they’re older. She thinks maybe she was too lonely growing up – thinks, sometimes, it’s why she was so happy when the twins were born, her Ruby only had to spend twenty-three minutes alone in this world. She thinks Shane was lonely, too. So, she’s filled the void with a hockey player as she is wont to do, and he’s filled that same void with her. She’s protective, is the point.

    So, when she unfolds the slip of paper and sees a string of digits and the name Lily, she knows exactly what she’s holding.

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    09 May 2026

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    Geralt has only ever talked about one nuisance bard, the one that wrote the fucking song that has people throwing coppers at him when he walks into bars. Jaskier something or other, who gives a shit, “Why the fuck is he here?”

    “To winter with me,” Geralt snaps, a warning in his tone Lambert readily ignores. “Problem?”

    “Yeah, the problem is the strange prostitute you brought to The Keep!!” Lambert exclaims, because he’d had a feeling Geralt was smitten, but apparently, he’s an idiot and doesn’t know a bad idea when he sees one if it smiles at him pretty enough.

    “Hey, I’m at least a strange courtesan!” the bard calls.

     

    (Lambert is extremely protective of the very little he has, including his brother. Jaskier is a threat to all of them, he doesn’t get why everyone doesn’t see that.)

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    02 May 2026

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    Hardison, Parker, and Eliot start using PDA for cover on the job with no ulterior motives whatsoever.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    “There’s something shady about that place.” Savannah says.

    “What are you talking about?” Charlie says. “You haven’t even been there.”

    “Yeah, but you said that one, the food is crazy good, and two, the food is so weirdly cheap, and three, all the workers seem happy to be there. Something’s going on. They’re hiding something. Either there’s rats in the kitchen, or it’s a mob front, or something.”

    “So you think you’re too good to dine at a mob front?” Charlie says.

    “Well, I didn’t say that.” Savannah says.

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