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    Jaskier knows that he's being hunted. He knows, eventually, he will be captured. He knows too much about Geralt-- about Witchers in general-- to get caught without proper preparation. So he sets out, looking for Witchers to entrust with the things he values most. The things he can't let Nilfgaard get their hands on.

    It's in his nature to play tricks, to steal. And stealing from the White Flame is fun. Until his mind slowly decends into madness.

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    "A desperate cleric slamming every healing spell so hard to bring someone back to life the ground is forced to grow plants and flowers around the body.

    Decades later, guarded by a forest of roses and thorns, lies a corpse refusing to rot."

     

    Geralt didn't come home for the winter and word has it the great bard, Jaskier has disappeared from the face of the earth.

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    Jaskier's time in the world of witchers has come to an end.

    And as he journeys through the continent, the things he sees are monstrous. Gone is the time of adventure and tales of mighty deeds.

    Now there's death lingering everywhere, and songs don't seem to be enough.

    Jaskier delves deep into the ancestral world of the elves, where ancient tales may be the answer to many prayers. There, the bard finds a storyteller and restless spirits. As willing or not as they are to help, they may lead him to find the answers to end the ancient evils they face.

    Meanwhile, in a tangled web of events, the witchers of the School of the Wolf stumble upon a crossroads. There a princess and a sorceress await, where they see the world around them crumble. The search for Jaskier begins amidst a war no one is sure how it will turn out. But, the answers they seek may lie in the past and the future they're too afraid to acknowledge.

    But one thing is clear: their bard stands in the middle of it all.

    And perhaps the only thing that will decide their odds is their willingness to open their hearts and see beyond the path.

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    Julian and his brother are the forgotten children of Count Pankratz and one of his mistresses. Raised in secret from the Count’s wife, Julian and his brother both long for adventure and for a life away from the shameful experience they live at court.
    When a witcher of the cat school comes by court to complete a contract, the young Julian and his brother beg for the witcher to take them with him and to teach them the ways of the witcher. Unknowing of the pain that they will experience down the road.
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    After disappearing for months with no word to his family, a grieving Lambert shows up for Christmas at the old man's house. Geralt is wrapped up in his own concerns, absorbed by his precious new child, his on and off again love affair, and reconciling with his best friend who will no longer speak to him. Lambert confides in him about Aiden, but when Geralt refuses to assist him in his vengeance, Lambert is left full of rage and grief with no outlet. Until he makes a secret arrangement with someone else in a similar position.

    What do you do when you've lost everything? You take what isn't yours.

    oOo
    Lambert thinks of screaming drunk Christmases, hiding under the table as the sound of fist on flesh seeped bloody through the carols on the radio. He thinks of Fresno, palm trees and heat and gas station ice cream staining Aiden’s mouth.

    Jaskier tilts the wine glass invitingly. His lips are red as blood, as grief.

    Fuck it. Fuck everything. He has nothing left. Why shouldn't he take this?

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    Apparently, the latest novel in the “dangerously fucking inaccurate vampire romance bullshit” genre is supposed to feature witchers. Aiden likes to read - and laugh at - terrible books. Lambert likes to rant about people being stupid. And the internet loves to hate popular things that teen girls enjoy. But at least with this book, there’s some things worthy of the hate-fest.

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    In a world where being eaten by monsters is a real concern, vampire romance novels being popular among teenagers takes on a different light.

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    In a world where soulmates appear in dreams during times of greatest need, fate weaves its threads in silence.

    When Julian Pankratz was just eight, his beloved mother died, leaving him alone in the care of a father who saw no worth in his half-elf son and ultimately sold him into slavery.

    Sold to a witch who typically keeps him in the shape of a Lark, only changing him back into his human form when she has a task for him. Stripped of his name, Julian became Jaskier, enduring years of hardship tempered only by nightly visits from a silent dream-wolf—his unseen protector.

    Meanwhile, Geralt of Rivia rose as the Warlord of the North, uniting witchers beneath his banner. Yet, even with power and armies at his command, Geralt could not ignore the recurring dreams, his soulmate. Determined to find the mysterious lark, he sent word across the realm, unaware that the soul fated for him was a slave boy named Jaskier.

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    The bunnies have reached the continent and have wiggled their way into the hearts of the Witcher's, it may be the bards fault... but can you really blame the bard? Geralt does, but since when do we listen to Geralt!

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    If Geralt believed in Hell, he was already in it. Simple as that.

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    The gods have grown weary of the power building within the world created after the conjunction of the spheres. In order to dull this power they separate the worlds once more and warp the majority of their power into an intricate magical lock to keep the spheres from rejoining, but every lock has a key. To keep this key from ever being used to join the worlds together again, they pluck individuals with specific talents and skills from points in time where the impact of their disappearance on the world they left would’ve been minimal.

    Their first reluctant recruit is taken after his quiet death in an unremarkable forest at the hands of a nameless thief. Jaskier is pulled kicking and screaming into a new world with woefully little instruction and only the vague notion that he must now protect a key for a bunch of celestial beings he wasn’t even certain existed till now. However, no matter how many Witchers and mages and also pulled forward with him, he is certain that his White Wolf, Violet Witch and Little lion cub are now forever out of reach. All of them being far too important to destiny’s previous plans to ever be chosen to be protectors of this new world and the ‘key’.

    At least that’s what he believes.

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    After a long shift of monster hunting, Geralt ignores a sticky note warning not to eat some brownies and eats Jaskier's "special brownies", oblivious. When Jaskier comes home, he finds his stoned fiancé staring at the ceiling with their cat on his chest.

     

    Or; Geralt eats shit he probably shouldn't.

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    The witchers are about to lose one of their own and only Jaskier can help them. But that's a problem... Following the events in "Rare species" (S01E06), Geralt and Jaskier have parted ways—and not amicably. Eskel and Lambert nonetheless decide to ask him for a favor. - Episode fix-it (eventually) for Geralt's and Jaskier's fight! Heavy on the hurt/comfort side of things... :)

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    Keldar didn't plan to spend his Winter in Kaer Morgen, but now that he is here, he has to make the best of it.
    Thankfully, despite what the others might say, Lambert proves to be an interesting man to get to know.

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    In the quiet wake of their battle with Voleth Meir, Geralt laments the loss of all he had with Jaskier before the mountain.

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    Geralt’s doing great now. Jaskier can see that.

    And he sees how good Geralt is with Ciri, and he sees him beginning to trust Yennefer again, and he sees this little family of destiny taking shape that simply has no place for…for a bard who’s not even really a bard anymore

    Or: Jaskier's having doubts about a story he suspects he was never really meant to be a part of

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    “Thank you all for coming,” Jaskier greets with a dip of the head, a sign of respect to all in attendance, “As many of you know, it has been a week since my parents passed, and while we continue to mourn, the County and its people must continue on. I hope to make this transition as easy as possible.”

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    Jaskier learns how to run a county amidst strange dreams and snobby capital advisers.

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    The first time Geralt brought Jaskier home for the winter, he neglected to mention a significant detail about his bard.

     

    Perched on Geralt’s shoulder, there was a tiny songbird with black and yellow feathers. It chirped at them in greeting.

    Geralt gestured at the bird. “Eskel, Lambert, meet Jaskier. Jaskier, these are my brothers.”

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    Jaskier had been coming to Kear Morhen every two to three years, while Ciri shows her clear happiness that the bard was around, the other Witchers show in more subtle ways.

    just a whole bunch of fluff, nightmares, and group cuddles, lots of purring Witchers because why wouldn't they purr?

    !!!i'm still on this don't worry, but I've gotten stuck with the chapter and i can't get out of it, i'm trying really hard to bring back my need to continue this!!!

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    Being yelled at for someone else's problems suck. Jaskier had a good thing going for him and he blames Borch three jackdaws for his troubles. He should be traveling around seeing the best and worse of the continent with his very best friend in the whole wide world. Instead he get's ditched, rescues a few Witcher's and has to play match maker. Jaskier did not sign up to play Therapist for every Witcher on the thrice damned Continent. He should have just stayed in Oxenfurt. At least they appreciate his genius.

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