PurpleHel

A middle aged white lady with short purple hair wearing a purple mask



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    When a strange old man stumbles across a baby in a basket one Halloween Night, the Boy Who Lived finds himself with a family that's a lot more welcoming of his oddities. After all, nothing wrong with being a little creepy and kooky...when you're an Addams.
    Hogwarts - and Voldemort - are in for a very different Harry this time around.

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    27 Apr 2021

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    With his death imminent and his favoured heir in prison Lord Arcturus Black contacts his last surviving sister in the hopes that she can fix the wrongs that have been done to their family.

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    Cassiopeia Addams nee Black, better known by her family as Grandmama Addams, receives a letter from her dying brother and ends up having to take herself and her family into British wizarding politics and deal with the world she removed herself from.

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    Harry Potter ends up adopted with the Addams family.

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    [I will eventually return]

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    27 Apr 2021

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    “It’s Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents want more grandchildren? Well, look no further. I am a 30 year old army vet with no diploma, some impressive scars, and a super beat up pickup truck. I work at a culinary institute with some catering and bartending on the side. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you to torment your family, I’m game. I’ll happily: hit on other guests (regardless of gender), start instigative discussions about politics or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be super drunk, or start an actual, physical fight with your least favorite family member (and win). All I ask for in payment is the meal itself, plus I’m happy to bring a dish of your choosing.”

    Or, Eliot posts a Craigslist ad so he can have a homecooked Thanksgiving meal, and ends up with so, so much more.

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    19 Nov 2020

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    Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.

    This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.

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    06 Jan 2019

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    For short-fic associated with my fic your blue-eyed boys, because I needed somewhere to stash it.

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    15 Jun 2015