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“Holy hell, he’s so handsome.”
“Holy hell, he’s so white.”
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Alastor and Vincent are forced to share the spotlight together on a radio show for an hour twice a week.
Two attention-seeking, narcissistic, strapped-for-money, and murderous egomaniacs sharing the stage— and, wild surprise, both hate it.
They both know how to fix their issue.
Neither knows the other has the same idea.
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01 Dec 2025
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“I must say that, at the very least, the content was mildly entertaining. For all my good listeners, our friend “Vox” here wishes to one day be a big name in the “idiot box” industry. Haha! What a joke!”
He actually used that slang for TV. Vincent's face flushed hot.
“Now, you know my thoughts on the television. To think one of my fans– ”
I’m not your fan, I fucking insulted you in the letter! Vincent silently raged, gripping his rye glass so tightly he feared the glass would shatter in his hand.
“– would chase after such a boring and ridiculous dream crushes my heart! And being so sloppy in your execution is... well, it’s shameful! Where is the sophistication?! The cunning?” The commentator broke down into a series of sharp, rattling cackles, each laugh louder, more dismissive, than the last. “Probably shouldn’t brag then, eh?”
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Or, a universe where Alastor and Vox are both alive in the fifties, they hate eachother, and they bring chaos.
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18 Dec 2025
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Vox and Alastor as humans, a cult leader and a radio host with a lust for murder
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01 Dec 2025
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Second Chance at a Third Life by silliestofsilliestoeversilly
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2026
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During the final fight against Heaven (Lute and the last of her loyal soldiers, specifically) and Hell, Alastor gets injured beyond saving in battle... Just when all hope is lost, however, Lucifer offers a deal to save the wayward sinner's soul!
But what's worse? Dying permanently, or living life on earth a second time?
Well, Alastor is starting to regret choosing the latter.OR
Alastor, a man born in the early 1900s, tries navigating the modern day PNW instead of his comfortable 1930s Louisiana, because Lucifer knows he'll hate it.
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30 Nov 2025
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Vox was pointing to Alastor, then putting his palm flat on his chest. His expression, as much as Angel could see of it, looked pathetic, beaten down, a sad little doggy that someone tried to drown in the river. Oh fuck, oh fuck, Angel thought, is he in love with him? It’d explain a lot. Was an honest-to-Lucifer soap opera playing out in their own backyard? Could Angel possibly be so lucky?
Angel sees something he shouldn’t and decides to take his fun where he can get it, which means inserting himself into a resistant Alastor’s life as his new gay BFF and confidante. Meanwhile, Alastor tries to make sense of the changes he’s gone through over the decades, and Vox struggles with the prospect of losing his fragile empire.
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- 23/?
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28 Nov 2025