QueerGooseTeeth
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Tommyinnit and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life by QueerGooseTeeth
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Oct 2025
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"'You,' he announced, holding up the offending sleeve and leveling it with a withering glare, 'are the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even think moths would want to eat you.'
The jacket responded by somehow looking like it was losing structural integrity in real time.
'Fine,' Tommy huffed, baring his teeth at it. 'Be that way. See where that gets you, bitch.'"
OR, Tommyinnit vs. The World
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Live Wire by sebastian2017
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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After a year in orbit, Grace thinks he's ready to finally make his way down to Erid. The planet has been eagerly awaiting his arrival, ready to welcome him like a hero. Grace forgot to consider just how loud Erid could be and, more importantly, how frayed his tolerance is after years of near solitary travel.
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Grace is overstimulated and has a meltdown shortly after arriving on Erid. Rocky tries to help.
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07 May 2026
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Volunteers... Of A Sort. by One_Real_Wrimonkey
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Apr 2026
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Yao was a principled man, glad to be working with a crew of brave volunteers from all over the world who came together to save the stars. It's probably for the best he doesn’t find out how must of the crew were recruited.
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Aka, Yao finds out how most of the science and engineering team were recruited by Stratt.Series
- Part 5 of My PHM fics
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07 May 2026
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An Empty Space and a Formless Shape by stormpetrel
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Apr 2026
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“Um, hello.” Rocky lifts a hand slowly. The rock spider chitters and attempts to lift one back. But it’s tangled in wire, and the force that the alien uses to tug it free sends his body reeling backwards and thumping against the side of the tunnel. Rocky tries to keep a straight face.
“I’ll call you Grace,” he says. “Clearly you have plenty of it.”
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Rocky wakes up in the Tau Ceti system, with his commander and science specialist dead. How's he supposed to save Earth?
Befriend the alien scientist he runs into, of course.
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Grace didn't have much of anything these days. Less appetite, less strength, less of whatever it was that made a person reach for a disgusting coma food slurry bag and drink it down because it was necessary to live and do it all over again tomorrow because tomorrow existed and had things in it worth being alive for.
Or - Grace's mental health deteriorates on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 3 of PHM fics
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07 May 2026
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Grace sleepwalks. Rocky is horrified.
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- Part 3 of the timeskip
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