QueerGooseTeeth
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Tommyinnit and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life by QueerGooseTeeth
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Oct 2025
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"'You,' he announced, holding up the offending sleeve and leveling it with a withering glare, 'are the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even think moths would want to eat you.'
The jacket responded by somehow looking like it was losing structural integrity in real time.
'Fine,' Tommy huffed, baring his teeth at it. 'Be that way. See where that gets you, bitch.'"
OR, Tommyinnit vs. The World
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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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14 Jan 2026
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Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) by MayMarlow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2016
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Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.
Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.
What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.
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08 Jan 2026
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The Doppelgänger Effect by katydid for MelancholysSunshine
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Apr 2024
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Hisashi Midoriya isn’t All for One. The two of them just look exactly alike.
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02 Jan 2026
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Awful for One by katydid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Mar 2023
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While high on painkillers at the hospital, Izuku creates a troll twitter account pretending to be All for One. The League of Villains, the Hero Public Safety Commission, and All Might all fall for it.
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- Part 1 of Izuku Midoriya is So Done: A Series of Alternate Universes
- Part 1 of All for One Versus Social Media
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02 Jan 2026
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Change One's Spots by Cacid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 May 2021
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“Age?”
“Fourteen.”
“Quirk?”
“I am quirkless, sir.”
Officer Hirano looked him up and down. “Do you want to try that again, kid?”Midoriya Izuku was caught in a villain attack during junior high. It has some lasting effects. Or, alternately, in which Midoriya Izuku is a jaguar.
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- Part 2 of Panthera and Prejudice