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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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14 Jan 2026
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Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) by MayMarlow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2016
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Unsatisfied with his post-war life, Harry decides to get to the root of all of his problems when that root was still working at Borgin and Burkes shop in the late 40s. He’s the Master of Death, damn it, he can do what he wants for once in his life.
Tom Riddle isn’t particularly happy about working at a small, dingy shop for magical artifacts, no matter how interesting those artifacts are. He’s even less happy when an insufferable stranger sets up the most obnoxious flower shop right across the street.
What follows would be a romantic comedy, if it weren’t for politics.
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08 Jan 2026
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The Doppelgänger Effect by katydid for MelancholysSunshine
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Apr 2024
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Hisashi Midoriya isn’t All for One. The two of them just look exactly alike.
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02 Jan 2026
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Awful for One by katydid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Mar 2023
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While high on painkillers at the hospital, Izuku creates a troll twitter account pretending to be All for One. The League of Villains, the Hero Public Safety Commission, and All Might all fall for it.
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- Part 1 of Izuku Midoriya is So Done: A Series of Alternate Universes
- Part 1 of All for One Versus Social Media
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- 2/2
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02 Jan 2026
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Change One's Spots by Cacid
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 May 2021
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“Age?”
“Fourteen.”
“Quirk?”
“I am quirkless, sir.”
Officer Hirano looked him up and down. “Do you want to try that again, kid?”Midoriya Izuku was caught in a villain attack during junior high. It has some lasting effects. Or, alternately, in which Midoriya Izuku is a jaguar.
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- Part 2 of Panthera and Prejudice
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Inheritance by AisforAmy71
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Jun 2021
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When Inko dies in a trainwreck while protecting Izuku from the impact, Izuku discovers he had a quirk all along. The ability to inherit the quirks of people that die is, to say the least, problematic. It sends Izuku on a much different track that he ever imagined his life taking, but will hopefully end up exactly where he needs to be.
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Pushed Over The Edge by PixieUnicorn1112
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Aug 2020
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There was laughter.
Izuku wasn't sure whether it was him or something else.
He found it almost funny. The air was colder when you were falling.
Then, suddenly, Izuku wasn't falling anymore.
Because when his body hit the ground, there was a moment of pain, and then it all washed away in the darkness.
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- Part 1 of Pushed Over the Edge
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27 Dec 2025
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My Dada is not a Claus by laiscarvalhal
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Santa Clause (Movies)
24 Dec 2025
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“Papa,” Conner whispered, his voice cracking. “Santa Claus is dead.”
Clark froze. He pulled back, his hands on Conner’s small shoulders, searching his face. “What? Buddy, no, he’s not. Who told you that?”
“Dada”in which lex luthor watches a christmas movie with his son and almost traumatizes him without noticing
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25 Dec 2025
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He can feel Hamlet’s bones, his ribcage, his—
Holy shit.
Horatio snaps upright, then presses his palm back to Hamlet’s chest. Two fingers to the side of his neck, then the base of each wrist. Horatio checks once twice thrice, his eyes widening. Because there, faint but certain through Hamlet’s skin, is a pulse.
Hamlet is alive.
(Hamlet lives, the tragedy continues, and Horatio picks up the pieces.)
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21 Dec 2025
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there are worse games to play by weasleysking
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
18 Jun 2022
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“Maybe I'd think that, too, Caesar,” says Peeta bitterly, “if it weren't for the baby.”
As the bomb explodes, it sends accusations of injustice and barbarism and cruelty flying out in every direction. Even the most Capitol Loving, Games-hungry, bloodthirsty person out there can't ignore, at least for a moment, how horrific the whole thing is.
I am pregnant.Peeta drops the baby bomb - but this time, it's true.
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21 Dec 2025
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Billy’s made a lot of mistakes. He knows this. And, yeah, he thinks it would be pretty fair retribution if he just gave up and died now. But, apparently, Max isn’t going to let that be an option.
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11 Dec 2025
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Steve Harrington is the best damn babysitter out there, and he loves his six children.
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08 Dec 2025
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Robin had been watching Steve since his first day at Scoops Ahoy!. She had seen the way his face lit up when one or more of the kids came in. She heard the way they all teased each other. She knew that Dustin looked up to Steve more than anyone in the entire world, and that Steve took that responsibility very seriously. Not answering the kid wasn’t an option for Steve, even if he wasn’t ready for the conversation.
Robin made her decision very, very quickly. She trusted Steve, Steve trusted this kid… so Robin would trust him, too. She didn’t give herself time to panic or second guess her decision. She crossed the room in two big steps, opened the door, yanked Henderson inside, and slammed the door closed on Steve’s shocked face.
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AKA: 3 times Robin came out so that Steve wouldn't have to, +1 time that Steve came out for Robin.
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- Part 7 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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08 Dec 2025
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“Everyone wants someone to love,” Nancy replied, crossing her arms. She was wearing the look that she got when she knew she was right and everyone around her was just too stubborn to admit it. “It’s okay to say it out loud. It shows how much you’ve grown as a person, Steve.”
“I never said that I don’t want someone to love,” Steve sighed. “I said that I’m not looking right now. I’m perfectly happy with the way that things are. I’ve got you guys, I’ve got the kids, and I’ve got my job. I don’t really need more than that.”
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AKA: 5 times someone tried to help Steve find love, and 1 time he found it for himself.
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- Part 6 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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08 Dec 2025
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“He was acting like an entitled jerk,” Will said quietly, looking at the ground. “Like he didn’t do anything wrong. Like there’s no reason you wouldn’t want to talk to him.”
“Who was?” Steve pressed gently, frowning. He couldn’t really think of anyone he wouldn’t speak to. Not anyone who might be calling here. Will’s answer was too quiet to be heard. “... Who?”
“Your father,” he repeated a little louder, starting to look miserable. “I’m sorry, I know I shouldn’t have hung up the phone like that, but… he really hurt you, Steve! He shouldn’t get whatever he wants just because he thinks he’s some big important person. You’re important, not him. I know I should have given you the phone, but I don’t want him to be able to hurt you anymore!”
“Oh…”
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AKA: 5 times the party defended Steve from his parents, and 1 time Steve defended himself.
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- Part 5 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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08 Dec 2025
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“You should come watch!” Dustin told him, grabbing his arm again. He let go as soon as Steve gave him a pointed look, but the excited smile never faltered. “Eddie puts on a really good campaign. Even you would like listening to it.”
“Eleven listens sometimes, but we haven’t convinced her to play,” Mike commented from the backseat. Steve was suddenly very aware that he had four sets of eyes staring at him. Even Mike seemed excited.
“You might even want to join,” Will offered, smiling softly. It was an expression that Steve usually saw him giving to Jonathan, and it did make him consider going inside… for a few seconds.
“Nah, this is your thing, not mine,” he told them. “You guys go get your nerd on, and I’ll pick you up in three hours.”
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AKA: 3 times someone forces Steve to talk to Eddie, + 1 time Steve does it to himself.
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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07 Dec 2025
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Steve pulled into the driveway and honked his horn, then sat back to wait. It usually took the kid a few minutes to come out no matter how he let him know that he was ready.
He was not expecting Dustin to immediately come through the door and stop right at his window. Dustin wasn’t quite dressed- he looked like he still had pajama pants on, and he definitely wasn’t wearing any shoes. His hair was more wild than usual, too. Steve gave it a second, but Dustin just stood there and stared at him. With much trepidation, Steve rolled down his window.
“Mom wants you to come inside,” Dustin told him immediately.
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AKA: Five times the Party’s actual parents stopped Steve to talk, and one time he started the conversation himself.
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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07 Dec 2025
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“Hey, Harrington?” Robin called, smirking. Steve wanted to sigh, or maybe run away, but he straightened his back and gave her the flattest look he could manage. “Remember that favor you owe me?”
“I don’t owe you a favor,” he replied immediately, although he had a sinking feeling that he did. It sounded familiar.
“I recall you agreeing to the bet a while back that you didn’t think the kids considered you a part of their group,” she reminded him. The smirk hadn’t left her face. “And after the whole… moving in with the Byers thing, it’s definitely been proven that you’re a part of their group. I dare you to say that you’re not in front of them.”
(AKA 3 times Steve was coerced into being Robin's "boyfriend", + 1 time he did it without being prompted.)
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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07 Dec 2025
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It started with Dustin showing up at Scoops Ahoy! with a flushed face and an old walkie-talkie. Dustin thrusted the old walkie into Steve’s hands without a word, then turned on his heel and left as quickly as he’d come inside.
(AKA Five times Steve was there for the Party when they needed him, + one time the Party was there for Steve when he needed them.)
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Mama Steve
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- 1/1
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07 Dec 2025
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The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by Nokomis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
06 Mar 2021
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Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.
That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?
[In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]
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- 2/2
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06 Dec 2025
