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Not For Eating by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jul 2025
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Orcs make no beautiful things.
Or, our protagonist is an Uruk-Hai with blurry memories of the plot, nine feral Orc children, and no map. Strap in, we're going on a road trip.
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- Part 1 of The Orc Dad Roadtrip One
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It's a lovely day in Beleriand, and you are a horrible seabird by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
08 Dec 2024
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Doodles of the Horrible Seabird Elwing AU, crossposted from Tumblr
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Not For Eating Extras by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Jun 2023
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Art and Lore for Not For Eating
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- Part 2 of The Orc Dad Roadtrip One
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The Orc Dad Roadtrip One by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jul 2025
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An Uruk-Hai with blurry memories of the plot, nine feral Orc children, and no map. Strap in, we're going on a road trip.
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Kukri kept sending me media about “Robbing the Hood” and telling me to watch it, that I’d understand what was going on better if I did, but I had no interest in watching people rob Hoods, whatever those were. I didn’t like robbing in real life (I did it because I had to not because I wanted to) and I doubted I’d like it in media.
Shortly after hacking its governor module, a rogue SecUnit is involved in an ill-fated space battle and finds itself alone save for the company of a mourning raider ship bot pilot. It would like to spend the rest of its life watching media in what remains of the ship's crew quarters, but it turns out that "the rest of its life" wouldn't be long at all without the money to pay for proper maintenance. There seems to be only one way to get that money.
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03 Sep 2025
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The Righteous and Unimpeachable Xuan Su Sword by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2025
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“Mu-shidi,” Yue Qingyuan speaks up, taking his seat at the head of the table. “Have you heard of this curse?”
“I’m afraid not,” Mu Qingfang says, shaking his head. “A curse of compulsion, with dire consequences for disobedience… I’ve heard of many similar things, but not exactly this.”
“For all we know, the perpetrator invented this little trap just for us,” Shen Qinqiu says, tapping his fan dangerously. “Tailormade to ruin us.”
“I have no secrets to hide,” Liu Qingge says, and lifts his chin challengingly at Shen Qingqiu, who bristles in return. “Do you?”
“Ah, Liu-shidi, if you don’t have any secrets then you should get some real quick!” Shang Qinghua says with bright, manic cheer, his smile and his eyes a little too wide. “The consequences for not meeting the curse’s requirements would be very very bad!”
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The Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect are stricken with a curse that forces them to reveal a secret, and they all must submit to this curse or suffer the consequences...
Yue Qingyuan wishes he were anywhere but here.
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26 Aug 2025
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DID YILING LAOZU REALLY EXIST???: a Thread [1/?] by el_em_en_oh_pee for azurewaxwing
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2022
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lan jingyi needs a fucking break
@jingY33T
getting a phd in 3 things at one time sounded like a great idea when i started out | tired but hella wired | 21+ he/they views my own
Location: probably the microfiche archives Website: uni.edu/cartographicfolklore Joined: August 2012
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lan jingyi needs a fucking break @jingY33T 6/8/22
LISTEN UP YOU HISTORY-LOVING FUCKS HAVE I GOT A WILD FUCKING THEORY FOR YOU: THE YILING LAOZU PROBABLY ACTUALLY EXISTED AND MAY HAVE BEEN A HUUUUUUGE SAPPY ROMANTIC: a 🧵 [1/?]- Language:
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28 Jun 2025
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Cinderella, as told from a plastic deck chair while drunk at 1 AM.
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- Part 1 of Nite's Fairy Tales
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05 Jun 2025
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Cacophony of Bells by VerdetCadet
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik, Old Kingdom - Garth Nix
13 May 2025
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When the Reliant and its unusual cargo are blown far north, William Laurence wakes on the beach of an unfamiliar shore. The strange, magic-wielding traveler who finds him there seems less interested in his wellbeing, and much more interested in what his ship has been carrying.
Set pre-Sabriel during the years of the Interregnum
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17 May 2025