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Not For Eating by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jul 2025
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Orcs make no beautiful things.
Or, our protagonist is an Uruk-Hai with blurry memories of the plot, nine feral Orc children, and no map. Strap in, we're going on a road trip.
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- Part 1 of The Orc Dad Roadtrip One
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It's a lovely day in Beleriand, and you are a horrible seabird by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
08 Dec 2024
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Doodles of the Horrible Seabird Elwing AU, crossposted from Tumblr
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Not For Eating Extras by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Jun 2023
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Art and Lore for Not For Eating
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- Part 2 of The Orc Dad Roadtrip One
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The Orc Dad Roadtrip One by QuestionableLifeChoices
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jul 2025
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An Uruk-Hai with blurry memories of the plot, nine feral Orc children, and no map. Strap in, we're going on a road trip.
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Ouroboros by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way as Zhuzhi-Lang, and decides that he is going to devote his new life to Team Heavenly Demon.
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08 Jan 2026
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13 Dec 2025
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Your Eyes are Like Knives (And I Really Like Knives) by Drag0nst0rm for rainforezt
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Aug 2024
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Sometimes, Caranthir thinks it's better not to know things. This is probably why none of his letters to his brothers ever get sent.
Haleth does not subscribe to this philosophy.
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09 Nov 2025
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In Heart by NevillesGran
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Jul 2025
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”Many evils we are threatened with, but no cravens are we!” said Fëanor, on the shores of barren Araman. “Grief, I already know, and I fear no weapons nor weariness! I fear no torment nor treason! Indeed, walk with me, Nolofinwë, my recently-sworn brother, and let us take counsel together on how best to take our people across these empty lands ahead of us.”
Mandos blinked.
Fingolfin blinked.(Or: au in which spite drives Fëanor to make…GOOD choices?)
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09 Nov 2025
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Would you Like to Start Again? by TheSummerestSolstice for rainforezt
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Aug 2024
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When the Dagor Dagorath doesn't go to plan, Feanor is sent back to the Years of the Trees to try and fix things. Unfortunately, he doesn't remember any of that. What he does remember is that he might need to tweak his latest project. Surely, there must be something better than gems for storing treelight. Right?
[Written for the Tolkien Reverse Summer Band 2024 for slide 151's wonderful art by Rainforezt]
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09 Nov 2025