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    Lily: What’s a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal?

    Jane:…

    Jane: Feel bad about losing?

    Lily: That was not very nice, Jane.

    Lily: I am starting to think you are not the nice girl everyone says you are.

    Lily: If you will not fuck me I think you should send me pictures of yourself so I can jerk off to them.

    Jane: I’m not doing that!!! What if someone hacks your phone???

    Lily: 😢

     

    Or: Shane Hollander learns to stop worrying and love the Art of Sext

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “No one is going to kill me. Except maybe you,” says Ilya, sprawling in the chair across from her. “I didn't need any of the other bodyguards and I don't need this one.”

    “You're going to have to talk to him sooner or later.” Svetlana turns her attention back to Hollander. “Ilya doesn't take the threats against him seriously.”

    “He's not my first client to feel that way,” he says. He has brown eyes and freckles, a spray of them across the bridge of his nose. “Can you tell me more about the threats?”

    “Of course.” She gestures to the chair next to Ilya and pulls out a binder for Hollander. “He came out as bisexual last year and the threats started not long after.”

    “I receive a lot of good mail too,” says Ilya. “DMs, letters, even photos. Very nice ones.”

    “The binder for dick pics you've gotten is ten times as thick,” says Svetlana. Ilya opens his mouth to crack another joke, but she holds up her hand. “Yes, yes, like your dick. Get some new material.”

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    Ilya retired from hockey and became a model. His agent thinks he needs a bodyguard. Enter Shane Hollander.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    ”You love that I am boring,” Shane quips and it comes out more confidently than he expects it to.

    “Yes,” Ilya agrees. “I tell you this all the time.”

    “You do?”

    “Da.”

    “I can’t remember you ever saying anything like that to me,” Shane muses honestly and even though he himself is uninjured, Ilya winces slightly.

    “Well, I do now. Tell you I love your boring. Tell you I love you.”

    “What changed?”

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    After an injury on the ice, Shane cannot remember the last ten years of his life with Ilya. Ilya resolves to help.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “Do you know what being a man is? It’s not how you seem around other men or what you do to make yourself feel a certain way around other men. It’s how you treat the people who expect your love.” – Industry, s3e4, White Mischief

     

    @Mcdavidsthigh82 Does Shane Hollander remind anyone else of like. A very autistic cat?

    @57deacon81Safe @Mcdavidsthigh82 What do you mean by that?

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    09 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Shane is an employee at StatCan when he says, "Ew. I don't think I could have slept with a Raider."

    Ilya is banned from a Best Buy for life when he asks, "Want to get dinner?"

    Shane is a sandwich artist when he says, "Fuck you guys. I choose Ilya."

    Ilya is thirteen years old and stuck in a tree when he says, "Shane. It's okay. We'll find a way down."

    A series of vignettes of different alternate universes where not-MLH players Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander keep meeting and falling in love.

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    08 Feb 2026