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I find the nights long (for I sleep but little and think much) by Random_Username_Insert_Here
Fandoms: Bad Things (Roblox)
27 Jan 2026
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Andrew tries to sleep after escaping Ivan.
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Evbo wakes up once again in his bed, like always.
or author watched pvp civilization and had to write something.
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The Proper Reaction (or What To Do When Your Son Brings Home His Boyfriend) by three_days_late
Fandoms: One Piece
31 Dec 2019
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Holidays at the Baratie were always hectic, but it's nothing Zeff can't handle. Sanji's new boyfriend, on the other hand...
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22 May 2026
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On a small island, on a lovely night full of music and fun and food, Zoro and Sanji accidentally get married. It is as ridiculous as it sounds—or at least it is at first, until Zoro finds being married to Blackleg Sanji isn't as bad as one might assume.
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22 May 2026
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“So the pain is gone when you’re touching Zoro?” Chopper asks as the rest of the crew fills in the infirmary, curiosity getting the better of them.
“Yeah,” Sanji says, raising his and Zoro’s intertwined hands for emphasis. “I think it has something to do with the distance between us, too, because it hurt even more when the shitty swordsman was still sitting on the other bed there.”
(a.k.a the getting hit by the "they-have-to-touch-each-other" spell fic).
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22 May 2026
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“Um, isn’t it kind of important?” Sanji asks, neck craning as he surveys the deck. “Having a navigator, I mean.”
Nami looks up from cleaning her swords with a pained smile. “Well, yes and no.”
“Um,” he says. “What does that mean?”
“We...sort of have a navigator. I’d love to introduce him, but,” she releases a long, suffering sigh. “He’s currently lost somewhere on the island.”
Sanji blinks. “Our navigator is currently what?”
(Zoro is kind of the worst navigator ever, except when he isn't.)
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22 May 2026
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The Going Merry has a mouse infestation. Despite Usopp's attempts, Sanji has yet to find a solution to the problem. Enter Zoro, the world's deadliest mouser.
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Zoro is the ship's cat and expects rewards.
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22 May 2026