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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight.

    Doesn't, however, does not mean can't.

    Too mad no one told Tanner Gagnon that.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    BAMF shane

    Also one of my fav moments where ilya goes "Go baby!" and quickly transitions to "No baby!" as shane proceeds to beat the shit out of an unconscious Ganon 😂

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    The league reacting to Canada's golden boy and modern hockey god Shane Hollander signing with Ottawa to be with his husband. Did we mention that the husband is Ilya Rozanov, the league's bad boy and also a modern hockey god?

    (As told through texts (mostly), mainly focusing on Eastern Conference boys).

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Hilarious read. Love it <3

    Absolute chaos with the ottawa centaurs right in the center of it >:3

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    Of course Steve was born on Christmas. It’s like the universe aligned perfectly for his parents to forget his existence. He tells Eddie about years of forgotten birthdays spent alone, then he starts to apologize because it’s too much, but Eddie stops him with a certain intensity that he gets sometimes.

    “Well, starting right now, fuck that. When do you want your birthday to be?”

    Steve chuckles half-heartedly, tries to brush it off, “What? Eddie, c’mon, it’s not a big deal, dude.”

    “No, seriously. When do you want your birthday to be, Steve?”

    Or, Steve’s never really had a birthday, so Eddie gives him one.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Really really sweet 🥹🤧

    The way eddie loves steve and how steve just cant help but fall for this wonderful dork of a man

    Steve sobbing from happiness and being loved so much by everyone he loves makes me want to just drown myself in the overwhelming fluff

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    Later, he’ll blame it all on a momentary lapse of judgement.

    He’ll blame it on the loneliness maybe—on the fact that, despite never having been physically closer to Shane this consistently in his entire life—that despite regularly getting dinner with Shane’s parents—that despite finally having found what he’d spend his entire life searching for he’s also, somehow, never felt more alone.

    He’ll blame it on Cliff not texting him back since he’d signed with Ottawa. He’ll blame it on Sveta, face pulled into a perpetual frown during every facetime call.

    Or maybe he’ll blame it on Anya—sweet, beautiful Anya—who’d been just a little too cute not to share.

    or: Ilya accidentally rehabilitates his image one puppy tiktok at a time

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Ilya with a dog tiktok, ilya processing and dealing with his mental health, ilya having a support system

    Things getting more interesting as ilya's tiktok gets discovered!!!

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    Via Marc Desjardins

    When asked about support systems for Hollander following his trade to Ottawa, Pike appeared to begin saying "Shane's—" before abruptly stopping himself and substituting "Shane's rival, Rozanov," in reference to the well-documented on-ice rivalry between Hollander and Boston captain Ilya Rozanov.

    The 30-year-old defenseman then launched into what observers are calling an "increasingly frantic" explanation of the Hollander-Rozanov rivalry, complete with nervous laughter and visible perspiration.

    "I was going to say Rozanov," Pike insisted when pressed on the awkward pause. "Obviously. Since we were just playing Boston last week, and Shane always—he's very focused on beating Boston. Because of the rivalry. The hockey rivalry. That they have. In hockey."

    Where Hayden says something he didn't mean to, and chaos ensues.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    This was hilarious