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The Fat Lady says, “You’re the first Malfoy in here, you know. But not the first Black."
Or: In the great tradition of his second cousin, Draco is sorted into Gryffindor, meets a Potter, and runs away. In retrospect, his parents really should have seen this coming.
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06 May 2026
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In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’
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05 May 2026
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They warned him about the Potion Master but no one warned him about the Charms Professor.
So when he barges into class, ten minutes late because Seamus took them down the wrong corridor, Dean expects a bit of leeway.
Instead, he gets detention and Seamus gets detention and the entire class (quivering in their seats) get a ten minute rant on punctuality.
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Dean Thomas finds an unlikely confidante in one Slytherin Charms professor.
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- Part 6 of out of the lake
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04 May 2026
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When Regulus Black woke up in 1991 after he was supposed to die twelve years prior, he realized two things. One, the locket he had worked so hard to steal had never been destroyed so the Dark Lord was still alive. And two, Harry Potter, James Potter's son, was in danger.
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Regulus goes to school with the Golden Trio.
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- Part 1 of the golden king
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04 May 2026
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Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
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- Part 1 of Dramatic Reading
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04 May 2026