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    Death looked at Jonny's ghost, then at Jonny's body, then finally back at Jonny's ghost.
    YOU MAY WANT TO SIT DOWN FOR THIS.

     

    Or: Death isn't paid anyway, but he really isn't paid enough to deal with the Mechanisms

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    21 Dec 2025

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    Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)

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    26 Nov 2025

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    on a mission to put this in front of as many people as possible

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    The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.

    “I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”

    With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.

    This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.

    “Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”

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    Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.

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    19 Jun 2025

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    Bertie is called to Brinkley Court yet again to help save Milady's Boudoir. While he and Jeeves attempt to get a lady cartoonist to contribute a serial to the old rag, Bertie keeps accidentally applying his unique brand of charm on his valet. Poetry is quoted, valets are rescued from minor inconveniences to great effect, and misadventures and misunderstandings ensue. An ode to my favorite Wodehouse conventions :)

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    12 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    A reverse AU with valet!Bertie and businessman!Jeeves.

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    10 Mar 2025