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Carniliel by RegularHumanBartender
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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As death sets in, she sees the stars pierce the clouds. One burns gold—Mars. She wishes on it, longing for warmth. Her final thoughts are of its light, just before Varda hears her silent plea.
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A Glowing Dawn by RegularHumanBartender
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Apr 2025
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Glorfindel didn't just heal in the Halls of Mandos... he met someone.
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Law of Ōkami by DreamingMedium
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
27 Feb 2023
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"Law of Ōkami: if there is a waterfall, there is a secret behind it."
Have you ever wished you could escape reality? Maybe you've stared out the window and thought that, maybe, if you wished hard enough, you could be whisked away to a fantasy realm where you can embark on your own grand adventure.
Valencia Grey absolutely has.
After discovering a secret passageway to Middle-Earth through a waterfall, Valencia begins her own crusade as the "Tenth Walker". Can she help destroy the ring while also finding her way back home?
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- 39/?
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Bookmarked by RegularHumanBartender
12 Jan 2025
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All Mythical Things by November_H
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Dec 2024
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Erika's vacation has a string of bad luck. First, it was ruined after a jealous witch cursed her to be something she never imagined to be and found herself in a weird place with beautiful people armed with weird weapons pointed directly on her face. Their leader, a golden haired warrior gave her not just garments to cover her bareness but also hope. A mermaid in Arda.
Glorfindel/OC
KINDA SLOW BURN!Series
- Part 1 of All Mythical Things
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- English
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- 151,204
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- 21/?
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Bookmarked by RegularHumanBartender
08 Jan 2025
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Best friends Natasha and Katrina find themselves thrust into the world of vampires and wolves. They fuck around, they don't really find out much except-- oh, shit there's a prophesy? Alrighty then.
On the other hand, Charlie's a DILF and Katrina wants to hit that. Bella gets two stepmums (#fuckRenee). And oh, the Volturi is a frathouse in disguise.
OR
Canon who?
Series
- Part 1 of Two Dumbasses Transmigrating
Bookmarked by RegularHumanBartender
23 Dec 2024
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Doctor Hottie and the Stray Human by PickledBeets888
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
22 Dec 2024
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I fell through a portal and landed in the Twilight universe, Carlisle Cullen is inexplicably treating me like I’m made of spun glass. Meanwhile, Edward thinks I'm a basket case ( he may be right), Rosalie thinks I’m a stray pet (she may be right), and Alice is… Alice (and she is always right!). Oh, and did I mention I can’t remember who I am, but I somehow know exactly who they are?
*Stephanie Meyer Owns Twilight*
Bookmarked by RegularHumanBartender
15 Dec 2024