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An alternate-timeline retelling of S2 that diverges from canon the moment the Lockdown conversation ends. What if Aziraphale had made a different choice that day? What if the Ineffables really had carved out a precious, peaceful, fragile existence for themselves—together—before Gabriel turned up on their doorstep?
Tags will change as new chapters go up. They'll earn their E rating eventually, but I'll make those scenes easy to skip if you want to.
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Immediately follows the S2 end credits, because I wanted a more hopeful place for things to end.
It's going to be OK.
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Wish for Love Like Ours by RhettCaan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2023
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Somebody's getting married at the bookshop ... and it's not Crowley and Aziraphale. (Or is it??)
An unexpected visit from some ethereal/occult acquaintances sends Aziraphale into a bit of a tailspin. He knew things had changed since the apocalypse was averted, but he wasn't quite prepared for just how dramatic a change it would be—or how much it would shake him up emotionally. His new, wonderful romantic partnership with Crowley is exactly what they've both always wanted, so why does he suddenly find himself questioning everything he holds dear?
To figure it out, he must employ his personal superpower: thinking too much. And in the end, he finds himself somewhere very warm and fuzzy indeed.
Set about six months after Just Like Somewhere (and caps off the series), but can be read on its own!
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- Part 5 of Figuring it out as we go
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Trouble in Paradise by RhettCaan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Apr 2023
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Crowley and Aziraphale are fighting, and it feels like the end of the fucking world.
For the first time in their new romantic relationship, the boys have to face the fact that no matter how much you love someone, six thousand years of repression, indoctrination, and ingrained defense mechanisms can’t be unlearned overnight with a snap and a miracle. Humans are always saying that committed relationships take work, and they’re about to find out what that means.
Set two months after Just Like Somewhere, but can also be read as a standalone :)
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- Part 4 of Figuring it out as we go
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Before and After by RhettCaan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Mar 2023
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Set about six weeks after Just Like Somewhere, but can definitely be read on its own!
A month and a half into this new relationship, and Crowley is walking on air. Everything is really, really good, including all the catching up on the parts of each other's lives they missed when they were apart. So when Aziraphale asks Crowley about the people he slept with before they got together, Crowley regales him with some funny tales and a few surprises. But Aziraphale has his own past, too, and it's not what Crowley was expecting. Oh, at all.
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- Part 3 of Figuring it out as we go
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Figuring it out as we go by RhettCaan
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2023
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A collection of standalone fics that move along the same timeline. A + C make it out of Season 1 and a few more fiascos alive, and finally establish the romantic partnership they've always wanted. And from there ... They've got a lot to figure out as they go.
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Trust Fall (And Welcoming Arms) by SpangleBangle
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
24 Sep 2017
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Life goes on after the Foxes win the championship, and for Andrew and Neil it's uncharted territory with only each other for guides. Maybe it's time to put away some of those hard edges, and learn how to touch more softly, and speak more honestly. And if they falter, they have their family to help them get back on their feet.
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- Part 1 of In Gravity's Thrall
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06 May 2026
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“Kevin,” Jeremy whispers, “you want me, don’t you?”
After his goosebumps rise, Kevin nods.
“And you want to feel good, hm?” Jean adds into his temple.
Kevin swallows a lump in his throat. He nods. Jean releases his grip and runs a finger from Kevin’s collar to his chin. Meeting his partner’s gaze, Jeremy understands what it means: I am entrusting him to you.
“Will you let me help?” Jeremy asks with a lingering kiss to Kevin’s hairline. “Will you let Jean see? Let him sit back, and watch me take you apart?”
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AKA: Traumatized men throw themselves headfirst into a threesome—and use shockingly effective communication to make it all work out. Complete with: a dom, a sub, and a switch, helping your boyfriend fuck his first love, being called baby by your celebrity crush, and psychologically tormenting Kevin Day by being gentle with him.
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- Part 2 of Triangular Prism
Bookmarked by RhettCaan
29 Apr 2026
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It doesn't make sense. Neil was fine. More than fine. He’s safe at home with Andrew, and this should be the best possible ending to one of Neil’s best days, but when Neil squeezes his eyes shut, all he can see is —
Riko grinning with vicious pleasure as he slices Neil open. Riko’s eyes reflecting the glow of the lighter licking Neil’s skin. Riko laughing as a tattoo gun needle digs into Neil’s cheek.
Riko, Riko, Riko, smothering and impossible to escape. Panic knifes through Neil as he yanks uselessly against the handcuffs. No, no, no —
And then he’s saying it aloud, “No, no, no,” because there isn't a gag cutting into the sides of his mouth. Because Neil isn’t at Evermore. He’s at home with Andrew, who’s right there when Neil opens his eyes — only near the foot of the bed now, not touching Neil at all.
Neil has long gotten used to reading the faint shades of emotion that pass for expressions on Andrew’s face. But never, not even in Andrew's medicated, manically expressive days, has Neil seen Andrew wear anything like his current look of horrified shock.
Neil agrees to try the handcuffs in bed. It goes badly. Cue angst and h/c.
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Bookmarked by RhettCaan
13 Apr 2026
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The Foxes and the Ravens finally get their rematch, from Neil and Andrew’s POV.
Bookmarked by RhettCaan
05 Apr 2026
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This could not be happening. Andrew was supposed to be different. He wouldn't hurt Aaron like his mother had.
Why did Aaron ever believe that things would get better?*
Aaron SEVERELY misunderstands something when Andrew accidentally hurts him and starts to spiral, while Andrew doesn't have a clue about what is going on.Series
- Part 3 of Aaron Minyard has a terrible time (Kevin too)
- Part 3 of Twinyard time
Bookmarked by RhettCaan
31 Mar 2026